Never gonna find my leg, never gonna lookie down
Never gonna move this log and emboss you
Never gonna fly that ship, never gonna use this brain
Never gonna un-zip this and surprise you
After the Johnny Depp debacle, makers of the new ‘Lone Ranger’ film opted to make Tonto and Silver CG aliens and do the whole thing in 3D. What could possibly go wrong?
May 16th, 2011 at 8:59 am
Is that Krang rounding out the trio there?
May 16th, 2011 at 9:01 am
More like a mind for rough trade.
May 16th, 2011 at 9:16 am
What’s with that purple cloud behind him? Did he just fart?
May 16th, 2011 at 9:18 am
I’m sure the alien is strategically placed so there isn’t even more wood on the cover.
May 16th, 2011 at 11:13 am
This cover is glorious. From the embossed author names to that brian spider… thing… I don’t know.
In fact… looking closer, where the heck does the guys left leg go. It seems to disappear into that alien.
May 16th, 2011 at 11:37 am
The alien sure is exited about something
May 16th, 2011 at 12:06 pm
Tally-hooooooo!
May 16th, 2011 at 12:28 pm
Oh, that looks uncomfortable.
May 16th, 2011 at 2:20 pm
It’s an invasion of personal space double whammy. “Sorry mate, I thought that was another log!”
May 16th, 2011 at 4:18 pm
Land in a field? Hell no! Find me a forest of giant trees, the denser the better.
May 16th, 2011 at 4:43 pm
Clearly a world with highly advanced agriculture, in which farmers grow potatoes in their lower legs.
May 17th, 2011 at 4:43 pm
The logical future for “Mark Trail”
May 17th, 2011 at 10:16 pm
There’s so much unintentional comedy in this cover that my head just exploded.
May 18th, 2011 at 10:49 am
What’s with the Captain Morgan pose?
May 19th, 2011 at 4:10 pm
It’s either a Captain Morgan pose or he’s trying to be a model for the J.C. Penney catalog.
May 20th, 2011 at 5:21 am
What is that brain with a foot?
June 14th, 2011 at 10:34 pm
something from Doom I think.
…
June 20th, 2011 at 4:25 pm
Playing the Nervous Game with aliens is no fun. They don’t have nerves in their legs!
August 27th, 2015 at 3:41 am
There is a spaceship shaped like a giant nose in the background.
That just adds icing on the cake to everything else previously pointed out.
August 27th, 2015 at 7:56 am
Man: “Keep your arm pit just like that. Aah! Aaah!”
Alien servant: “FML”
July 29th, 2016 at 12:12 pm
Sir David Attenborough presents Planet X, mostly filmed in North California.
July 29th, 2016 at 1:05 pm
Never gonna find my leg, never gonna lookie down
Never gonna move this log and emboss you
Never gonna fly that ship, never gonna use this brain
Never gonna un-zip this and surprise you
-Flash Astley
July 29th, 2016 at 1:44 pm
@Prudynce: that’s the mind. It is for trade, you know.
July 29th, 2016 at 2:58 pm
The L.L. Bean Catalog, year 3000
July 29th, 2016 at 3:14 pm
After the Johnny Depp debacle, makers of the new ‘Lone Ranger’ film opted to make Tonto and Silver CG aliens and do the whole thing in 3D. What could possibly go wrong?
July 29th, 2016 at 3:19 pm
…and I know it’s easy to miss in among everything else, but doesn’t this warrant a ‘Font Problems’ tag?
July 29th, 2016 at 3:36 pm
This goes beyond font problems. More like font train wreck.
July 29th, 2016 at 4:20 pm
I believe little blue alien is offering to trade the dude for the fallen tree.
July 29th, 2016 at 4:32 pm
I dunno, they both seem a bit smug to me. The footed brain, however, has a little class.
July 29th, 2016 at 6:05 pm
And somebody should tell little blue boy that those shoulder pads are like, so 1980s.
July 29th, 2016 at 7:53 pm
I’ve never associated letting one’s prolapsed rectum dangle with class. Little blue looks like a bell-hop.
July 29th, 2016 at 10:36 pm
BAE: COME OVER IM LONELY
ME: CANT IM CHILLIN WITH MY BLU ALIEN BRO ON ENDOR
BAE: BRING HIM TOO
ME:
(according to my calculations, if the conversation has stooped so low as to reach a RickRoll @22, a dank meme joke is actually a step upwards!)
July 29th, 2016 at 10:51 pm
Blue dude should have a cigarette hanging from his lower lip, a flat-cap, and a racing-form in his hand, Safari man needs a monocle. I can art-direct.
July 30th, 2016 at 6:50 am
@Ray P—good point. I just meant compared to the other two.
July 30th, 2016 at 12:41 pm
This book came out in 1997
Kif & Zapp Brannigan (from Futurama) started in 1999
Lawsuits ahoy!
July 30th, 2016 at 10:01 pm
If you look at this cover upside down, the thing in the spider-bot looks familiar. And painfully damaged.
July 30th, 2016 at 10:39 pm
Sure, he may look like Rick Astley but I’m convinced he’s one of those who aliens who, as Spock once informed us, keep their genitals on their knees.
December 28th, 2021 at 12:06 pm
🎶 You’ve got the brains
I’ve got the looks…
Let’s make lots of money!🎶