May 17

Right! Got Wood jokes incoming!Click for full image

MisterBOB’s Art Direction: If your boyfriend doesn’t want his face on the cover, tell him to look away!
Published 1995

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 6.32 out of 10)

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14 Responses to “Testament”

  1. THX 1138 Says:

    Have you twigged what’s going on? I think he’s branching out! He’ll be turning over a new leaf! His bark is worse than his bite! Looks like he’s stumped! Tree-mendous, eh readers?

    Well, you get the idea with that.

  2. Claire Says:

    Well, stone me.

  3. SI Says:

    Always shaved… I guess it just wouldn’t be the same if the guy had a big 70’s rug of hair on his chest.

  4. Tom Noir Says:

    I have no comment about this cover, but for some reason “We Will Rock You” by Queen keeps playing in my head.

  5. Amy Says:

    “Things always look better when presented against a piece of vintage barn wood” – Etsy selling tips

  6. fred Says:

    What Maria would like to do to Arnold.

  7. A.R.Yngve Says:

    When the review quote only says “COMPELLING, ORIGINAL”, then you know there wasn’t much else to pick out of that review.

    Compelling, original writing is not to be found here.”

    Compelling, original and other such words will be sifted out of this review with the desperation of a starving trapper in 19th-century California.”

    “The book cover was compelling, original even — at least when compared to its content.”

  8. Anti-Sceptic Says:

    It’s Unicron’s brother (from Transformers).

  9. arch9enius Says:

    I take it this isn’t about wwIII, unless the picture depicts wwIV, which was won by the people who could throw biggest rocks.

  10. Dalton H. Says:

    I Am A Rock by Simon & Garfunkel

  11. arch9enius Says:

    “Get your rocks off”by Primal Scream.

  12. billbo Says:

    Heavily retouched, saw the original art many years ago, bad job on the retouching, was censored due to nudity

  13. Alessandra Kelley Says:

    @billbo: Interesting to know, thanks!

  14. anon Says:

    Stoned for a woody?

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