Jul 04
Art Direction: Hey remember that time I had too many of those strawberry “stickers.” It was hilarious, I was all like, ‘OH GWAD help me! I’m fading into another world!’ Lets just draw that, expect, miss out the parts with my genitals. Keep the moustache though…
Published 1980
July 4th, 2011 at 10:30 am
The book cover Tom Atkins didn’t want you to see.
July 4th, 2011 at 10:49 am
It’s like hitch-hiking on a runaway meteor, is it? So, billions of years of extreme boredom followed by a brief instant of searing heat and then you die.
I think that would count as the worst read ever. (Also the most dated accolade ever. Did Lin Carter think this was the 1930s or something?)
July 4th, 2011 at 12:22 pm
“staccato”?
How can a book be staccato?
And doesn’t this look like a picture of a bloke rushing from the shower to answer a 1980s cordless phone?
July 4th, 2011 at 12:24 pm
Interworld – where naturism and polygons meet.
July 4th, 2011 at 2:07 pm
That’s one Brucie of a hairpiece.
July 4th, 2011 at 6:49 pm
I give the pornstache a C-.
July 4th, 2011 at 10:41 pm
Look at the shape he’s making with his hand! He’s looking at you, madam, and at you, sir, and calling you a LOSER. The cheek!
July 5th, 2011 at 5:30 am
“OH GOD, am I turning into a ghost werewolf, or did my guy get the “orders” mixed up?”
July 10th, 2011 at 9:53 pm
Simon Pegg???
July 18th, 2011 at 1:53 am
Hair like Ringo, body like Iggy, mustache like a teenager.
July 26th, 2011 at 6:05 pm
It’s Lee Majors!
July 27th, 2011 at 2:10 am
No, it’s the ghost of an ’80s porn star haunting his old flat and bewailing that it’s been taken over by hipsters with furniture made of Lego and a matching Trimphone…
July 27th, 2011 at 12:20 pm
Isn’t that Paul McCartney?
January 4th, 2012 at 3:44 pm
Dear lord, it’s Captain Kangaroo!
And some of the worst modern furniture ever.
December 21st, 2013 at 5:45 pm
“This is Conapt News, January 2, 2042. A man living in apartment 3463 had his head impaled on a spike this morning, as he attempted to fix the faulty ceiling lights on his own.”
December 21st, 2013 at 7:28 pm
Bang Tidy!
May 22nd, 2014 at 9:34 pm
Let’s talk about this guy’s Interior Decorate Of The Future, who decided that what this home needed was a color coordinated inverted pyramid coming out of the ceiling.
December 11th, 2014 at 10:26 am
That red thing can’t be a phone. Phones are easy to draw. That is a mess.
December 11th, 2014 at 9:46 pm
So, we have Ugly Guy, who purportedly has a moustache. If that’s a moustache, I’m the Queen of England. It looks more like a flesh-coloured slug draped across his upper lip. And, of course, Slug-Ugly Guy just has to be wandering naked around a strange geometric hell.
Definitely, the artist was high.
July 13th, 2015 at 12:47 pm
You ever have that dream? The one where you’re back at your old school and everyone is staring at you? And then you realize, oh my god, I have a hideous bowl cut?
November 11th, 2017 at 3:36 am
At first glance, this appears to have been painted on a light switch cover plate. With the rectangular hole for the switch to fit through in the middle of his chest.
May 11th, 2022 at 3:29 am
Enjoying a random cover… whoo boy… it’s a doozie.
Giggled my way through another excellent set of comments – a decade later, still hilarious, gang! Captain Kanga Porn Star… Lego furniture… that’s a phone? okay then…