Sep 01

This is in no way... PHALLIC!Click for full image

Jitterbug Comments: Looks like the main hero forgot to bring his metamucil along with him on his quest to save the world and looking at vampire girls reaction, it’s a stinker!
Published 1996

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.31 out of 10)

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30 Responses to “Silverlight”

  1. THX 1138 Says:

    The werewolf behind Brunhilde: is that an expression of jealousy on its face?

  2. Herm Says:

    Pff, Silverlight. It’s never going to break Adobe Flash’s chokehold of the market. My money’s on HTML5.

    …um, also, magic and werewolves. *cough* That thief, I can’t tell if he’s screaming in pain or from having such a good time.

  3. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Damn! Why bitch gotta be hoggin’ all the sleeves? Spread the sleeve love around, girlfriend!

  4. A.R.Yngve Says:

    “Hey!! What are you doing??”

    “Um, er, just using magic, you know…”

    “Yeah, sure you are.”

  5. MisterBoB Says:

    I heard the Katie Price / Alex Reid divorce was a painful affair but that’s got to hurt.

  6. Phil Says:

    Throwing a clay pot didn’t look so painful when they did it on THE GENERATION GAME. But then again, they didn’t have a wolf and a muscle-maiden looking on. Just Brucie and Anthea.

  7. fred Says:

    Crotch flaps. Effective armor or fashion accessory?

  8. Roxi Says:

    I read this series! I’m a huge Morgan Llywellyn fan. Unfortunately, not all of it ended up published 🙁

  9. Dan Says:

    I hate to say it, but it he looks more like he’s making the “AWWWW YYYEEEAAHH” face.

  10. Smith Says:

    Is there any way I can refer to this guy grasping his staff resulting in a white coloured discharge without it sounding dirty?

  11. jerk of all trades Says:


  12. jerk of all trades Says:

    Also I’m pretty sure the warrior-maiden in the background used to play for the Broncos.

  13. Joachim Says:

    Stay away from the ORGASM POLE!

  14. Anti-Sceptic Says:

    So who’s the author, Morgan Llywlen or Michael Scott?

  15. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Incredible as it may sound, the cover clearly states that this is the book SILVERLIGHT MICHAEL SCOTT by Llywelyn.

  16. Anti-Sceptic Says:

    Are you sure it’s not ‘Morgan Llywlen Silverlight’ by Michael Scott?

  17. A.R.Yngve Says:

    “Morgan Llywlen Silverlight Michael Scott”
    by The Arcana, Book II…??

  18. Anti-Sceptic Says:

    By Jove, I think you got it!

  19. A.R.Yngve Says:

    He reached for the light, and she cried out:

    “No! Don’t touch it! It’s protected by the Curse of Whit-Ney!”

    Too late! The moment his hands grasped the light, he was paralyzed, hypnotized — and he began to scream the horrid death chant of Whit-Ney:


  20. Perry Armstrong Says:

    We see our protagonist in the midst of Trial by Lightning. Upon completion of this task, our hero will then need to face Trial by Vampire, Trial by Werewolf, and…


  21. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    …with the werewolf, vampire and lightning.

  22. anon Says:

    How did you make the vampire shield her eyes from the glare of the flash?!?

  23. GSS noob Says:

    Doesn’t look like Dunder-Mifflin to me.

  24. Tat Wood Says:

    Silverlight and a Flash… will either run on Chrome after next month?

  25. B. Chiclitz Says:

    I missed this one first time around. Lucky, I guess. Anyway, I was reading comments 14-18, enjoying the playful play on that name and, although not the sharpest knife in the drawer, it suddenly occurred to me: Hey, I said to myself, wait a minute. That name’s too good to be true, really. It’s too Welsh to be Welsh, right? All of those “l”s and “y”s and a “Morgan” to boot? So—a quick Wikipedia check confirms that ” Morgan Llywelyn” was actually born Sally Snyder in New York, 1937. She claims descent from “Llywelyn the Great” (Llywelyn ap Iorwerth) but admits she’s mostly Irish. As a New Yorker might say, “Llywelyn, Shymoo-elyn, but she’s got a lot of chutzpah!”
    (I guess everybody else already knew this, but it was news to me.)

  26. JJYoyo Says:

    He tried to out-macho G Gordon Liddy, and paid the price! Aaarrrrghhhh!

  27. Tat Wood Says:

    @JJYoyo: he couldn’t even out-macho the lady with the pony-tail behind him.

  28. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @Tat: The muscle-woman is an action figure, possibly from a wrestling line. The stance, the limited joint movement, everything.

    Guess Clyde ran out of live models and had to grab something from the Toys R Us bargain bin.

  29. JJYoyo Says:

    @Tat Wood: I don’t think *anyone* can out macho pony-tail woman. Even the freaky Wendigo-werewolf seems awfully careful to lurk behind her awesome T-35 silhouette.

  30. GSS ex-noob Says:

    You could add up all the macho on this cover and throw in another BAEN!!!orangeandexplosions cover and she’d still be the most macho.

    Is her name Michael Scott? “The Arcana” is a series of the continuing adventures of Michael Scott and her random crew of cannon fodder, written by Morgan Llllyyyewwwelllllyyn?

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