Sep 07
MisterBOB’s Art Direction: I think we all know what the author means by spells, wands in children’s hands. Paint the errors involved!
Published 1989
MisterBOB’s Art Direction: I think we all know what the author means by spells, wands in children’s hands. Paint the errors involved!
Published 1989
September 7th, 2011 at 8:59 am
‘For real under-arm freshness, use Magic Right GuarrrRRRGH!’
September 7th, 2011 at 9:54 am
“I don’t think ‘ooyah!’ is a magic word!”
September 7th, 2011 at 10:00 am
If I ever have my leg removed I am completely going to replace it with a magical light beam!
September 7th, 2011 at 10:16 am
And the award for Tortured Grammar goes to:
“Two sworn enemies caught in a web of magic and deception — between them they must fight to heal a dying world.”
Questions abound:
1. “Between them” — WHO? The sworn enemies, or that web of magic and deception?
2. How exactly is that world dying? Plague, war, recession, spleen, what?
3. Are the two enemies tiny insects shouting “Help me! Help meee!” with tinny voices?
September 7th, 2011 at 11:57 am
Cover actually got swapped with a scene from Bill & Ted’s Homoerotic Adventure.
If you remove the Magic Fairy Light that guy is yelling at his mom “Shut the door! We’re playing with Ted’s lute!”
September 7th, 2011 at 12:03 pm
“By Munnapor’s mystical moons,
and the foulest booger of Kleg,
I summon the powers of removal,
and ZAP! goes your leg!”
September 7th, 2011 at 2:25 pm
That’s right, play with the ouija board while strumming a guitar and you’ll get zapped right in the armpit.
September 7th, 2011 at 5:27 pm
The guy getting zapped, wassup with his neck size? Obscured by glow?
September 8th, 2011 at 6:41 pm
Wow, that’s some strong odor. It melted the guy’s leg right off! The other guy seems to be warding it off by playing frantically on his lute.
September 9th, 2011 at 5:45 am
OH GOD, CALL EMERGENCY SERVICES, I THINK WE JUST TELEPORTED MY LOWER LEG INTO MY CHEST CAVITY
October 10th, 2011 at 8:12 pm
Red: Oh, Lordah! We-AH must-AH save-AH this Wooorld-AH with-AH our aaarm-pittah rayz-AH! Repent!
Blue: Dude! WTF!? You’re ruining the moment.
March 10th, 2014 at 12:32 pm
Joe’s plan to seduce an amputee goes horribly awry.
September 7th, 2015 at 10:02 am
It’s always the redshirt that gets it.
December 21st, 2015 at 11:32 am
‘This won’t make me pregnant, will it?’
December 21st, 2015 at 1:56 pm
If that orange support bar is moved just one inch, the titles are going to crash down on them like a ton of bricks!