Dec 05
Adam’s Art Direction: I said make the eyes BIGGER! They need to look like he’s got a magnifying glass in front of his face at all times!
Published 1988
Adam’s Art Direction: I said make the eyes BIGGER! They need to look like he’s got a magnifying glass in front of his face at all times!
Published 1988
December 5th, 2011 at 9:13 am
I am more concerned about they way he is standing, nay, hovering, above that snowy mountain crag.
December 5th, 2011 at 10:02 am
I’d hazard a guess he’s accidentally set off his stun gun, judging by his expression.
December 5th, 2011 at 10:07 am
As well as the eyes, we want strong overtones of Star Wars in there please, cause you know, sci-fi people love the Star Wars, and Empires was 8 years ago, no one will remember it…
Hoth looking environment…check
Big radar/laser dish thingy…check
Hero looking off into the distance on a hill…check
Rebel Alliance pilot like uniform…check
Jedi’esc cloak…check
December 5th, 2011 at 11:24 am
He’s a very tiny man standing in a McFlurry.
http://fudocom.com/blog/flurry.bmp
December 5th, 2011 at 11:47 am
Where oh where did I leave my sword… maybe it is with my “savage vengeance”?
December 5th, 2011 at 12:05 pm
You can add a damn big pair of gloves to his justice seeking accessories.
December 5th, 2011 at 12:52 pm
Well, at least the cape is fur-lined…
December 5th, 2011 at 1:56 pm
Something has gone horribly, horribly wrong with his snow goggles.
Loose, baggy clothing like those sleeves — wait, maybe it’s a baggy jumpsuit tucked into those boots? ew. — is generally worn in hot climates to keep air circulating away from the body. It makes me feel chilled just looking at it.
Actual cold climate clothing is generally layered and close fitting, if not actually snug. It tends to bulk up one’s appearance.
December 5th, 2011 at 2:22 pm
Those eyes are, like, freaking me out man!
Seriously, what went wrong? It’s like, standard sci-fi cover, ho hum, and then BOOM!
Anime Eyes!
December 5th, 2011 at 2:33 pm
“With stun gun, sword and savage vengeance he sought justice in a frozen world!”
So, he was a complete nutter then?
December 5th, 2011 at 3:05 pm
PENIS GUN!
December 5th, 2011 at 4:31 pm
The Hildebrandts have done a lot of Star Wars art, so yeah, I suppose it figures.
But damn those eyes! They keep following me about the room.
December 5th, 2011 at 6:00 pm
I think his right foot is broken.
December 6th, 2011 at 8:27 am
Top quality winters, all the best brands, up to 70% reductions — at WINTER WORLD!
December 8th, 2011 at 8:11 am
The boot shinpas combo looks totally impractical unless, there is a game of footie going on nearby. Maybe that is what he is watching? Perhaps wearing team colours? Dutch snow footballers in space!
December 9th, 2011 at 6:25 pm
Obi Wan: “Luke. Use the force to see your way through”
Luke: “I can’t see anything, the sun is blinding my super-duper eyes!”
December 14th, 2013 at 9:12 am
I’m seeing a WINTER WORLD outside my window right now… but not much savage vengeance.
December 14th, 2013 at 10:54 am
It’s like one of those totem thingies, where he has his eyes closed and a second pair of eyes painted on his eyelids.
June 10th, 2015 at 9:31 pm
OH GOD THE EYES
June 10th, 2015 at 10:52 pm
‘Winter is coming…yep…definitely coming…coming this way…here…it…comes…for …sure…’
June 11th, 2015 at 12:29 pm
“With stun gun, sword and savage vengeance he sought justice with frozen eyes!”
June 11th, 2015 at 6:14 pm
Ha! In Scandinavia, we don’t need all that sissy-pants gear to brave the WINTER WORLD… we just put on a woolen cap and a pair of good boots!
November 6th, 2016 at 4:53 pm
It’s almost time for a lot of press coverage about angry parents who forked out fifty quid to stand in a muddy field advertised as ‘Winter World’.
Perhaps the Hot Elf* has eyes like Marty Feldman after receiving a beating from these gullible folks.
(*See ‘Gravity Falls’: specifically ‘Dungeons, Dungeons and More Dungeons.’)