Mar 02

Who let all those cats into the steam room!Click for full image

MisterBob Comments: One for the ladies?
Published 1995

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.61 out of 10)

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24 Responses to “Wind Whispers, Shadow Shouts”

  1. THX 1138 Says:

    Is shadow whispering better than having your wind shouting? Is that what’s happening here?

  2. Adam Roberts Says:

    Wind whispers. Shadow shouts. Reader retches.

  3. Alessandra Kelley Says:

    I can’t tell. Is the title a complete sentence or a list?

    The gentleman’s front is strangely lumpy.

  4. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Is the man Death? Or is it the cat? Maybe it’s the cat that’s Death. The bloke’s Courage.

    And if there’s any meeting to be done, it’ll have to be Death the Cat taking initiative. Courage the Hairy-Fore-armed seems to be looking off into the cloud bank.

  5. Yoss Says:

    I think it’s rather progressive. You don’t usually see someone with a clubbed limb portrayed as a sex symbol.

  6. GK Says:

    Shadow Dancing just plays over and over in my head when I look at this.

  7. fred Says:

    Either he is riding an invisible something and the sparky stuff around his right elbow are the ends of magical reins clenched in his right hand or…EWWWWW

  8. MisterBOB Says:

    Perhaps the title is a quote from a Maxwell Grant book ?

  9. Jane Says:

    Women love Fabio. Men want to be Fabio. Mutant black cats worship Fabio.
    (Can’t believe I got the first Fabio joke.)

  10. Phil Says:

    I’ll take two wind whispers, and four of those shadow shouts. While I’m at it, have you got any fork ‘andles?

  11. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Proof that the old publishing adage “You can’t fail with cats on the cover” is WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!!!

  12. Jami Says:

    Yes, nothing like fart covers.

    We need Sarah from Smart Bitches, Trashy Books to weigh in on this one. She’s great at coming up with fart jokes for this sort of thing –

  13. Scott B Says:

    Plenty of pecs, but lacking in the ass department. It really should be “Wind Whispers, Short Shorts”.

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  16. A.R.Yngve Says:

    OK, let’s squeeze in another Fabio joke…

    “Introducing I Can’t Believe It’s Not Real Muscle Tissue!

  17. Jerk of all Trades Says:

    With tits that big, this person may be a lady.

  18. Alessandra Kelley Says:

    I don’t think he’s seriously a lady, but I do think this one is:

  19. Anti-Sceptic Says:

    “I only need my 501 jeans and nothing else….oh, and my sword.”

  20. rev Says:

    Bubble bracelet???

  21. Tom Noir Says:

    Admin, I DEMAND a space sheep on this cover at once to shield my eyes from –

    What? The hell that’s a man! Whaddaya mean it’s time for my nap???

  22. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    …is he pregnant in his own armpit?

  23. anon Says:

    Wind Whispers,
    Shadow Shouts,
    Michael Flatley Dances,
    Dust Billows,
    Cat Watches

    Wait, what?

  24. GSS ex-noob Says:

    With no working fingers on the right hand, how’s he gonna draw that sword? Is that why he has the left one so close to it, so he can maybe have time to yank it out (a-HEM) in a fight? Is his club arm woozy, and that’s what the sparkly bits circling around it signify, like in cartoons?

    Wind whispers, shadow shouts, black cat says “WTF is this? I am outta here.”

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