Mar 15
Frank Comments: In this one, we know which character on the cover is referred to by the title, because he’s the one grabbing the active element on his weapon. The mannequins would never do such a thing.
Published 1980
Frank Comments: In this one, we know which character on the cover is referred to by the title, because he’s the one grabbing the active element on his weapon. The mannequins would never do such a thing.
Published 1980
March 15th, 2012 at 9:27 am
Isn’t that one of the BeeGees?
March 15th, 2012 at 10:48 am
Everyone must be twirling.
March 15th, 2012 at 11:13 am
Mind you don’t cut your fingers, now.
Agreed, you can tell whose important, because he has a discreet TING! on the HANDLE of his mighty sword. (Which the tag wizard didn’t notice, apparently.)
March 15th, 2012 at 11:32 am
“Aarr, Jim lad! Forget looking for treasure and make thy fortune writing fantasy paperbacks, I tell thee!”
March 15th, 2012 at 3:46 pm
Dear lord that’s bad.
All 3 of the non-Bee Gee people are holding up their swords as if to say “What are these? Lightsabers? Isn’t that a potentially costly copyright infringement?”
And how come its windy enough for those heavy looking cloaks to be billowing while their manes of hair remain resolutely coiffed?
March 15th, 2012 at 4:53 pm
I’m guessing that the robes stand out on their own like hoop skirts. Or they could be generating powerful winds of their own beneath their robes — but in a magically sublime, non-crass way of course.
March 15th, 2012 at 5:13 pm
Is the test he has to pass how to breathe without any spacesuit while in outer space?
March 15th, 2012 at 5:17 pm
His one last test … Stayin’ Alive ah ah ah.
March 15th, 2012 at 5:26 pm
Um……ABBA, not the BeeGees.
March 15th, 2012 at 7:11 pm
Far be it from me to take anything away from ABBA or the BeeGees, but might I suggest a young Kenny Rogers?
March 15th, 2012 at 8:11 pm
Kris Kristofferson?
March 15th, 2012 at 8:26 pm
Boy, this is reminding me of the old Dungeons and Dragons days. Those four are outfitted in off-the-rack D&D adventurer style circa. 1980.
Only … for some reason those swords are making me think of elongated popsicles.
I can’t work out how their movements and the air can make their capes do that. I think either Dead Stuff With Big Teeth is right — they’re twirling — or Yoss is right and they’ve got hoop skirt foundations holding them out.
March 15th, 2012 at 9:17 pm
That awkward moment when you realize that everyone else at the costume party ALSO decided to go with a red-cape/glowing-sword combo.
March 15th, 2012 at 9:47 pm
“Hey Kenny, check it out – when you turn the lights out – these swords glow!”
March 16th, 2012 at 12:10 am
Being “The Living One” isn’t much of a distinction, you know.
March 16th, 2012 at 9:55 am
What’s with the Yuletide fonts?? Are these guys on a mission to save Santa Clause in space??
March 17th, 2012 at 11:55 am
“The blade glows blue when Problematic Fonts are close. And it’s times like these, my lad, when have to be extra careful…”
December 20th, 2015 at 2:18 am
Chap down front: ‘Heigh-ho, off to get my hat…’
December 21st, 2015 at 9:33 am
“Håh håh håh håh! Ai kän krush the blade öf my swørd with my bäre händs!”, shouted Benny to his fellow bandmembers.
December 21st, 2015 at 2:07 pm
The title of the book is The Living ONE. Which implies that three of these four people are actually dead. But which one is living???
The fellow in the back there has been shaded darkly, so I think we can rule him out. Kenny Rogers’ inability to feel pain is a dead give away, if you’ll excuse the pun. That leaves either of the two women. Hmm…
December 21st, 2015 at 2:11 pm
Everybody now:
(Sung to “Super Trooper”)
Tonight the
Super Laser Swords are gonna find me
Start a laser fight
Laser fray all night
Feeling like a Jedi knight…
January 14th, 2017 at 1:24 pm
He was outnumbered by hundreds and thousands and he had to pass up one last donut before he could rescue his spleen
THE DIABETIC ONE