Sep 04

Just like all 90's music videos...Click for full image

Good Show Sir’s Art Direction: Self published? Well I mean we could try to make it look good or… we could just slap on a large transparent women’s head in the midst of a country sunrise. I wonder what though…
Published 2008

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 7.00 out of 10)

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19 Responses to “Golden Dawn”

  1. Adam Roberts Says:

    What’s that you said? Goldie Hawn?

  2. SI Says:

    Meh… it’s more of an orange hue really… 😉

  3. A.R.Yngve Says:

    “The heartbreaking story of a beautiful ghost who self-published.”

  4. Adam Says:

    I like that they were able to line up the lens flare from the sun with the middle of her forehead. Giant sun-delivered zits FTW!

  5. Sophaloaf Says:

    I didn’t know Charlize Theron posed for feminine hygiene products.

  6. THX 1138 Says:

    Golden Dawn looks like she has a shower on the horizon.

  7. Jerk of all Trades Says:

    It looks like the cover sleeve for a record found at a yard sale, but in better condition.

  8. Smith Says:

    Isn’t Golden Dawn a Greek neo-Nazi party?

  9. Don Hilliard Says:

    If this isn’t Twilight fanfic, it’s trying awfully hard to look like it.

  10. Anti-Sceptic Says:

    Is this even classified as sci-fi or fantasy?

  11. fred Says:

    “Sunrise” by Uriah Heep.

  12. Ian Says:

    Are we sure that isn’t a sunset? Next in the series is Golden Dusk.

  13. Ravensbane Says:

    “Just like every 90s music video”?

    I can assure you that NWA’s “Straight Outta Compton” goes off in a different direction…

  14. Tom Noir Says:

    Is this a novelization of those “Celtic Women” concerts?

  15. Pat Says:

    Anti-sceptic, guardian angels battling demons called Stom? Doesn’t sound like realism.

  16. Hep C Says:

    Lovesick adolescent Neo-Nazi vampires… I think we ‘re on to something here!

  17. Anti-Sceptic Says:

    @Pat thanks for the info…However, I hadn’t done any research when I made that statement…What world it would be if could just judge a book by it’s cover 😉

  18. Stephen Daugherty Says:

    What this really needs is some sort of power ballad, along with a pathos-inducing montage of all the things the transparent person did with their life that should make you cry now athey’re gone.

  19. anon Says:

    I was expecting Mark Garrett to be a little less feminine.

    Gwen Donald
    Target Mark’t

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