What’s with this Jr. crap, anyway? It’s damn confusing to spring it on people after the name has been established without it. First MLK, now Kurt Vonnegut?
Which one of them’s the monkey? And is the house so small they have to stand too close together?
@Anna T: I agree, except the person might just be male or transgender. That jawline says “Y chromosome”. Whoever they are, some instruction in proper eye shadow application would be useful, and perhaps a course on “how not to frighten really old men”.
@fred: If de Gaulle had lived another 10 or 20 years.
October 10th, 2012 at 10:29 am
Before and after: “With the right makeup you too can look as good as this!” Kurt deserved better.
October 10th, 2012 at 12:15 pm
With your face-dimpling eyeliner, you’re not making me FEEL welcome.
October 10th, 2012 at 7:47 pm
For those of you who enjoy Spoonerisms: Welcome to the Hunkey Mouse.
For those of you who do not: I am deeply sorry and ashamed for posting that.
October 10th, 2012 at 8:36 pm
Just when you thought Rihanna had left the world’s worst boyfriend behind her, she picks a WORSE one…
October 11th, 2012 at 4:27 am
I suppose there’s worse things than being in love with a rubber halloween mask.
October 11th, 2012 at 3:10 pm
You guys have it all wrong, this is her boyfriend after being exposed to her radioactive eyeliner.
October 17th, 2012 at 7:29 pm
Poor Yorek….
October 18th, 2012 at 8:33 am
Terry Gilliam called and he wants his cartoon character back!
October 23rd, 2013 at 9:08 pm
At first glance, the title reads “Welcome to the Monkey House, Kurt Vonnegut Jr.”
Now THERE is a book I would read.
March 25th, 2015 at 1:36 pm
“Welcome to the Monkey House”
“I don’t think I will be staying here after all, thank you.”
August 25th, 2015 at 12:15 am
Why the man is wearing a bloody ugly Halloween mask is not the question. The question is: Is that woman transgender?
September 21st, 2015 at 1:06 pm
What’s with this Jr. crap, anyway? It’s damn confusing to spring it on people after the name has been established without it. First MLK, now Kurt Vonnegut?
@Tom Noir: Indeed.
December 31st, 2016 at 5:33 pm
‘Reader, I married him. A quiet wedding we had: he and I, the admins and GSS regulars, were alone present…’
April 8th, 2022 at 6:32 pm
An interesting cover combo, Charles Degaulle and Bowie. Still wouldn’t be enough to make me buy a copy.
April 9th, 2022 at 2:53 am
Which one of them’s the monkey? And is the house so small they have to stand too close together?
@Anna T: I agree, except the person might just be male or transgender. That jawline says “Y chromosome”. Whoever they are, some instruction in proper eye shadow application would be useful, and perhaps a course on “how not to frighten really old men”.
@fred: If de Gaulle had lived another 10 or 20 years.
April 10th, 2022 at 6:35 am
“If this is the monkey house, then you must be the monkey’s uncle.”