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I'm not actually the old horrid man you've fallen in love with Sharon... I'm a ninja...Click for full image

Kim Comments: Steve Strange meets Rumpelstiltskin.
Published 1972

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.54 out of 10)
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16 Responses to “Welcome to the Monkey House”

  1. THX 1138 Says:

    Before and after: “With the right makeup you too can look as good as this!” Kurt deserved better.

  2. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    With your face-dimpling eyeliner, you’re not making me FEEL welcome.

  3. Yoss Says:

    For those of you who enjoy Spoonerisms: Welcome to the Hunkey Mouse.

    For those of you who do not: I am deeply sorry and ashamed for posting that.

  4. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Just when you thought Rihanna had left the world’s worst boyfriend behind her, she picks a WORSE one…

  5. Jerk of all Trades Says:

    I suppose there’s worse things than being in love with a rubber halloween mask.

  6. Tom Noir Says:

    You guys have it all wrong, this is her boyfriend after being exposed to her radioactive eyeliner.

  7. Anti-Sceptic Says:

    Poor Yorek….

  8. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Terry Gilliam called and he wants his cartoon character back!

  9. Tom Noir Says:

    At first glance, the title reads “Welcome to the Monkey House, Kurt Vonnegut Jr.”

    Now THERE is a book I would read.

  10. anon Says:

    “Welcome to the Monkey House”
    “I don’t think I will be staying here after all, thank you.”

  11. Anna T. Says:

    Why the man is wearing a bloody ugly Halloween mask is not the question. The question is: Is that woman transgender?

  12. anon Says:

    What’s with this Jr. crap, anyway? It’s damn confusing to spring it on people after the name has been established without it. First MLK, now Kurt Vonnegut?

    @Tom Noir: Indeed.

  13. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    ‘Reader, I married him. A quiet wedding we had: he and I, the admins and GSS regulars, were alone present…’

  14. fred Says:

    An interesting cover combo, Charles Degaulle and Bowie. Still wouldn’t be enough to make me buy a copy.

  15. GSS ex-noob Says:

    Which one of them’s the monkey? And is the house so small they have to stand too close together?

    @Anna T: I agree, except the person might just be male or transgender. That jawline says “Y chromosome”. Whoever they are, some instruction in proper eye shadow application would be useful, and perhaps a course on “how not to frighten really old men”.

    @fred: If de Gaulle had lived another 10 or 20 years.

  16. Bruce A Munro Says:

    “If this is the monkey house, then you must be the monkey’s uncle.”

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