Nov 29

It's cold on Venus today... those mountains are awfully perky.Click for full UNSHEEPED & UNLEWISED image

Ian Comments: No one will notice the nude lady disguised as hills and valleys. Bound to get more sales that way.
Published 1976

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 7.63 out of 10)

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19 Responses to “Venus Development”

  1. Jaouad Says:

    “Adventure beyond even Space:1999!”. Space:2010 then? Still not impressed.

  2. THX 1138 Says:

    You get your filthy mind back on your work, Capability Brown!

  3. L.B. Says:

    Home, home on the strange, where the sheep and bemused Lewis play…

  4. fred Says:

    The Englishman who went up a hill and stayed.

  5. SI Says:

    “I’m going to murder my landscape gardener!!!!”

  6. SI Says:

    Also kinda looks like she is keeping an earth ball afloat above her face with just the air from her nostrils.

  7. Jerk of all Trades Says:

    Ah yes, the far-flung wonders-filled future of 1999.

  8. Tat Wood Says:

    ‘Adventure beyond even Space:1999’ could be a whole twenty quid, or ‘Star Maidens’. If we’re lucky, maybe even ‘Blake’s 7’.

    I presume that the back cover shows the Mons Veneris.

  9. Lilah Says:

    I think it’s kind of pretty, even though it does fall into the “MUST HAVE BOOBIES” category that usually annoys me. Kind of like a downmarket Bosch, what with the weird plants and landscape-that-turns-into-other-stuff.

  10. Tom Noir Says:

    Cover artist went for broke on oblique vagina references.

  11. Phil Nichols Says:

    How nice to C.S.Lewis deployed on this, the anniversary of his birth!

    What a clever artist to hide the lady in the landscape like that.

  12. Greg M. Says:

    Sure, there’s a nude lady on the cover, but I’m more concerned with what appears to be Quentin Tarantino’s face staring out at me from the Earth.

  13. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Greg M. scored a real zinger there! 🙂

  14. A.R.Yngve Says:

    “Adventures beyond the limits of the imagination of Gerry Anderson!”

  15. Adam Roberts Says:

    Not as good at tennis as her sister, Serena Development.

  16. Clamps Says:

    Is this a reprint or was this actually written after the Soviets landed a probe on Venus?

  17. Phil Says:

    I get a lot of spam emails about venus development.

  18. Tom Noir Says:

    “Hey, check it out, it looks like that landscape has boobies!”

    “Knock it off, Frank. Get your mind out of the gutter, we’ve got work to do.”

    “No, seriously man!”

    “Shut up, Frank.”

  19. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Our mistake was letting Larry Flint and David Attenborough bunk up for their space tour.

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