Nov 27

There is nothing more manly than travelling like this... MIKE... did you bring your dog?!?Click for slightly larger image

Joachim Comments: Oh boy. Too many unusual creatures but I’ll give it a try… Shirtless man holding a puppy prancing across the planet with a flock of “birds”, on the back of a cockroach-like yoda-eared pig, escaping from laser beam shooting luminescent cilia-clad levitating mollusks…?
Published 1992

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.89 out of 10)

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19 Responses to “The Hollow Earth”

  1. THX 1138 Says:

    “Altogether now: Neverending Stor-eeeeee-ah-ah-ah ah-ah-ah ah-ah-aaaah!”

  2. Jerk of all Trades Says:

    Falcor was the pretty-boy of the family.

  3. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Curses! THX beat me to the obvious pun! 😉

  4. A.R.Yngve Says:

    In the artist’s defense, it IS difficult to paint the inside of a hollow Earth so that you won’t have trouble figuring out what you’re looking at…

  5. Bob Says:

    Better than driving an oldsmobile.

  6. Phil Says:

    They say pigs might fly, and here’s the proof… but only if the hog’s back half is a flea.

  7. Seamyst Says:

    That quote at the top is AMAZING!

  8. Adam Roberts Says:

    The quote at the top is the best bit. I love the way they felt they had to qualify it. ‘Unfolds like something dreamed up by Edgar Allan Poe, Albert Einstein and Jack Kerouac during an all-night beer session at the end of the universe — BUT IN A GOOD WAY, YOU UNDERSTAND. IN A GOOD WAY.’

  9. NGpm Says:

    Wow! I want to ask the artist why the guy on the back is holding his wiener dog. I want to ask what the laser-snails are shooting at. I want to know to whom the guy holding his wiener dog is waving. So many questions. Good Show Sir!

  10. fred Says:

    Poe = brandy not beer. I thought the hollow earth was filled with Nazis plotting their return to power.

  11. Frank Says:

    Are those aphids sporting lasers, taillights, or rockets?

  12. Jaouad Says:

    Those are lightsabers, what else?

  13. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    I feel for that pig-pekinese-flea. (pikinea?) First, his contacts fall out. Then, while he’s searching for them on the floor, the pterodactyls drop fellows in blue diapers AND a wiener dog on his neck. His eyes show such tired resignation.

  14. FearofMusic Says:

    You know the head part of yon steed looks a bit like a rabbit that has been struck rather sharply in the face by a shovel. A very LARGE shovel. Or perhaps it’s a novelty nose made of plastic. If so that would still be the least strange part of it alp. And of course there is a wiener dog…perfect shape to slip through those narrow openings.

  15. Tom Noir Says:

    This is what the X-Games will look like in the year 2112.

  16. Power Hydrant Says:

    This is the best one in MONTHS. Good show sir, indeed.

  17. Rags Says:

    Guy driving the limobugpiggy has a full head a hair, a manly beard yet no other body hair whatsover, DAMN his luck!!

  18. Sophaloaf Says:

    Can the book endorsement drop anymore names? Seriously.

  19. rev Says:

    The pants. Why are the knees exposed? Apart from leaving the knee unprotected they will billow out like sails, causing drag and trapping insects.

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