Dec 06

GHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!! I can't see what I'm holding!!!Click for full image

Frank Comments: Just in case the title and its placement aren’t edgy enough, it’s backed up by cover art that should push it over the edge into WTF.
Published 1995

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.96 out of 10)

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16 Responses to “Dry Skull Dreams”

  1. fred Says:

    Sometimes an iguana in a skirt is just an iguana in a skirt. – Sigmund Fred

  2. THX 1138 Says:

    “MAN this coal is heavy!”

  3. Peper Says:

    Who wants to take a look at The Jimjams now eh?

    I mean, wow… Wrist mouth for Doc Smith’s Sake!

  4. Tat Wood Says:

    Someone misread the instructions on Mr Potato Head

  5. Tat Wood Says:

    (Before anyone else gets it in…)

    I Have No Pinky And I Must Scream

  6. Phil Says:

    Mealtimes and phone calls must be rather strange for mouth-in-the-wrist character. I wonder which other body parts he/she/it has in the wrong place.

  7. Tom Noir Says:

    “Live from New York, IT’S SATURDAY NIGHT!”

  8. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Dept. Of Somebody’s Got To Say It:

    “Talk to the hand!”

  9. FearofMusic Says:

    What on earth is “bone crunching imagination”? Is it like telekinesis? Or perhaps it is a latent power in the words and thus a threat to the reader. Or perhaps the amazing force of the story formint in the authors brain actually burs his skull like a melon dropped from a plane. Or maybe I am entirely too concerned with three words.

  10. Adam Roberts Says:

    Dry Sku 11. My least favourite of the Dry Sku series. In fact, if we’re honest, the last really good Dry Sku film was Dry Sku 7: Dry Sku With A Vengeance.

  11. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    From the carpal-tunnel-syndrome inducing imagination of the author of The Krotz

    Let’s see if anyone gets THAT reference!

  12. Anti-Sceptic Says:

    Let me just give this thing a lick…..Yup, definitely a turd!

  13. L.B. Says:

    The first thing I thought of when I saw that cover art.

  14. A.R.Yngve Says:

    The concept of “bone crunching imagination” is easiest explained through analogy:

    A bone crunching imagination is to cover blurbs as a copy editor’s imagination is to a block of wood.

  15. FearofMusic Says:

    @A.R.Yngve. Ahh, thank you. Forgot it isn’t human logic at work behind the blurb. Again, thank you.

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