Apr 08

The plume of smoke was later arrested for indecent touching... Click for full image

Tom Noir Comments: Now THAT’S what I call a smoking hot body! I’ll get my coat.
Published 1976

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 7.54 out of 10)

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25 Responses to “Lady of the Bees”

  1. Stevie T Says:

    There are some books on this site that you can read in public and still have some shreds of self-respect left.

    This is not one of them.

  2. THX 1138 Says:

    Aaand in the smokin’ corner, the Women’s Welterweight Champion of the World!

  3. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    She has her hair tucked in to her own belt. She’s wearing her own hair as a tabard. I don’t care if it’s from the original book, that cannot be comfy.

  4. Robbie Says:

    Where are the bees? I can’t find any bees.

  5. Bibliomancer Says:

    Lady of the Bees is wearing way too much perfume.

  6. FeàrofMusic Says:

    Look at her hands! Yipes! Should have hidden those in the smoke as well.

  7. Jaouad Says:

    Space Sheep’s work here is done.

  8. Rags Says:

    That lady has a fantastic pair of….gems on that belt.

  9. Yoss Says:

    Q: What kind of bees?
    A: Boo bees.

  10. B. Chiclitz Says:

    Who’s trying to look *through* the smoke? C’mon now, fess up! And, isn’t that Caspar about to reach out and give her cheek a friendly squeeze (what he’s about to do with his lower appendage is another question)?

  11. David Cowie Says:

    I have updated the “Censor Steam” page on TV Tropes with this discovery.

  12. fred Says:

    But can she sing like Lady Lamb the Beekeeper? Don’t think so.

  13. Scott B Says:

    I know the Catholic Church was liberalizing some in the 1970s, but Our Lady Of The Bees had to go and take things a bit far…

  14. David Cowie Says:

    @ Tom Noir: I strongly urge you to go back to that shop and see if one of those Jefferson Swycart books in the background is a copy of WARSPRITE.

  15. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    The sequel to the Wicker Man remake that Nic Cage wanted to make. 🙂

  16. Tom Noir Says:

    @David Cowie: Oh my. If THIS is what you are referring to, I will definitely go back and look for it!

  17. Frank Says:

    I see this as an early form of inhalant abuse. One from before they had really figured out how to do it right, when they thought it’d work better if it involved the pores.

  18. A.R.Yngve Says:

    To save the comeback of the Bee Gees, she had to become the…

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  21. Stevie T Says:

    “Oooooo…I just love that feeling I get when I first walk out of my own private sauna….”

  22. Anti-Sceptic Says:

    Ok, who farted?

  23. Tom Noir Says:

    This is what I always imagined the girl’s locker room at the gym must be like.

  24. anon Says:

    @Tom Noir: So that’s …perfume?

  25. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    @anon: phermones. Explains rather a lot, doesn’t it then? 😉

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