Apr 10
Good Show Sir’s Art Direction: Ting! It’s genius, you see. As many tings as you can get on there – I want the cover covered in ting! Oh and maybe a women in a cat suit… but don’t you dare leave her un-tinged!
Published 1987
Thanks to Ethan for sending this in!
April 10th, 2013 at 11:59 am
At left: the only rocketship ever powered by cyber-centipede sex.
April 10th, 2013 at 12:22 pm
That unique facial expression that says, “My high heels are stuck between these gold bars.”
April 10th, 2013 at 1:00 pm
That’s not a gun in her right hand. That’s a nuclear-powered sex toy.
April 10th, 2013 at 1:07 pm
One piece cat suits made her life so much simpler…until she had to pee.
April 10th, 2013 at 1:25 pm
He’s managed to lift seven gold bars. Anyone that strong can wear any amount of stationery display units on his head and I for one wouldn’t take the piss.
April 10th, 2013 at 1:36 pm
No, Erin, you were in Buck Rogers, not Charlie’s Angels.
April 10th, 2013 at 2:00 pm
The guys expression I think is a telling sign of how the one piece looks from behind.
April 10th, 2013 at 2:33 pm
This is modelled on a photograph taken out back of The Ubbard’s Hidden Mystery Ranch in California. If you look real, real close you can see the gold bars are stained with tears and tainted with blood.
April 10th, 2013 at 2:41 pm
It looks like they used Ginger Lynn as the model for that woman. Which is not inherently BAD, per se, but along with the rest of the cover it’s definitely a bridge too far.
April 10th, 2013 at 2:54 pm
Shouldn’t have zoomed in. Up until then I thought maybe the guy in the background was doing some kind of silly gyrating dance with his hands on his belt. Now some of the magic is gone.
April 10th, 2013 at 4:36 pm
Shirley Bassey and Led Zeppelin are having a Battle of the Bands in my head at the moment.
April 10th, 2013 at 4:36 pm
that’s one seriously Yellow Brick Road…
April 10th, 2013 at 6:21 pm
That guy’s arms look too short. Which could be why they compensated by making his legs look too long.
April 10th, 2013 at 10:50 pm
I hope she has invested heavily in her Energy Weapons skills. She is hardly dressed for melee combat. -4 Dex for the skintight spandex bodysuit. -3 React for the go-go boots with a subsequent dice roll on her balance. However, +4 Cha provifor the hair, provided her opponent is from 1987.
April 11th, 2013 at 8:51 am
Yikes! That’s Samantha Fox! Is SHE a Scientologist?? Oh, the humanity…
April 11th, 2013 at 8:52 am
Everybody now:
Touch me!
Touch me!
I wanna feel your e-meter
Your thetans next to mine…
April 11th, 2013 at 12:54 pm
Wow, Dorothy! How you’ve grown!
April 11th, 2013 at 1:46 pm
@ Yoss – lol i thought the same thing, but alas, when i zoomed in “disco genie” became something less and very unfunny…
Both characters groin-regions are thrusting in opposite directions however, what does this mean????
April 11th, 2013 at 7:31 pm
@Bibliomancer—it’s either a nuclear-powered sex toy or a nuclear-powered blow dryer; either one would account for the puffed out, distended hair look, as well as the expression on her face. And what’s up with that belly chain?
April 11th, 2013 at 7:59 pm
@B. Chiclitz – Indeed, both of these characters are sporting some impressive belly gold.
April 12th, 2013 at 1:46 pm
Looking at her groin region seems to show a most un-biological female bulge. I think she’s packing more than just a gun here..
April 15th, 2013 at 10:57 am
“Samantha! Spin the Wheel of Fortune of Fear…”
*clickety-clickety-clickety-clickety…*
April 19th, 2013 at 8:14 pm
“My spaceship runs on gold.”
April 25th, 2013 at 5:39 pm
Ok, everyone ready for the 20 minute workout?
February 24th, 2014 at 10:33 am
Catsuit, bearsuit, whats the difference?
They both appear to be packing a chicken drumstick, in fact, the guy in the back looks like he’s just about to start waving his around.
February 24th, 2014 at 12:47 pm
There needs to be some sort of tag for ‘the artist drew the figure naked, and was then forced to paint clothes onto them’.
February 26th, 2014 at 1:16 pm
Tom, there is such a tag, and it dates back to the 1930s:
“Women’s Spacesuit”.