Apr 10

Uh... lady, you wanna actually help me move this crap?!Click for full image

Good Show Sir’s Art Direction: Ting! It’s genius, you see. As many tings as you can get on there – I want the cover covered in ting! Oh and maybe a women in a cat suit… but don’t you dare leave her un-tinged!
Published 1987

Thanks to Ethan for sending this in!

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.00 out of 10)

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27 Responses to “Fortune of Fear”

  1. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    At left: the only rocketship ever powered by cyber-centipede sex.

  2. Tom Noir Says:

    That unique facial expression that says, “My high heels are stuck between these gold bars.”

  3. Bibliomancer Says:

    That’s not a gun in her right hand. That’s a nuclear-powered sex toy.

  4. JuanPaul Says:

    One piece cat suits made her life so much simpler…until she had to pee.

  5. Tat Wood Says:

    He’s managed to lift seven gold bars. Anyone that strong can wear any amount of stationery display units on his head and I for one wouldn’t take the piss.

  6. THX 1138 Says:

    No, Erin, you were in Buck Rogers, not Charlie’s Angels.

  7. SI Says:

    The guys expression I think is a telling sign of how the one piece looks from behind.

  8. FearofMusic Says:

    This is modelled on a photograph taken out back of The Ubbard’s Hidden Mystery Ranch in California. If you look real, real close you can see the gold bars are stained with tears and tainted with blood.

  9. Eric H. Says:

    It looks like they used Ginger Lynn as the model for that woman. Which is not inherently BAD, per se, but along with the rest of the cover it’s definitely a bridge too far.

  10. Yoss Says:

    Shouldn’t have zoomed in. Up until then I thought maybe the guy in the background was doing some kind of silly gyrating dance with his hands on his belt. Now some of the magic is gone.

  11. fred Says:

    Shirley Bassey and Led Zeppelin are having a Battle of the Bands in my head at the moment.

  12. Frank Says:

    that’s one seriously Yellow Brick Road…

  13. Michael L Says:

    That guy’s arms look too short. Which could be why they compensated by making his legs look too long.

  14. FearofMusic Says:

    I hope she has invested heavily in her Energy Weapons skills. She is hardly dressed for melee combat. -4 Dex for the skintight spandex bodysuit. -3 React for the go-go boots with a subsequent dice roll on her balance. However, +4 Cha provifor the hair, provided her opponent is from 1987.

  15. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Yikes! That’s Samantha Fox! Is SHE a Scientologist?? Oh, the humanity…

  16. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Everybody now:

    Touch me!
    Touch me!
    I wanna feel your e-meter
    Your thetans next to mine…

  17. L.B. Says:

    Wow, Dorothy! How you’ve grown!

  18. Rags Says:

    @ Yoss – lol i thought the same thing, but alas, when i zoomed in “disco genie” became something less and very unfunny…

    Both characters groin-regions are thrusting in opposite directions however, what does this mean????

  19. B. Chiclitz Says:

    @Bibliomancer—it’s either a nuclear-powered sex toy or a nuclear-powered blow dryer; either one would account for the puffed out, distended hair look, as well as the expression on her face. And what’s up with that belly chain?

  20. Bibliomancer Says:

    @B. Chiclitz – Indeed, both of these characters are sporting some impressive belly gold.

  21. DaveM Says:

    Looking at her groin region seems to show a most un-biological female bulge. I think she’s packing more than just a gun here..

  22. A.R.Yngve Says:

    “Samantha! Spin the Wheel of Fortune of Fear…”

  23. Anti-Sceptic Says:

    “My spaceship runs on gold.”

  24. Anti-Sceptic Says:

    Ok, everyone ready for the 20 minute workout?

  25. rev Says:

    Catsuit, bearsuit, whats the difference?
    They both appear to be packing a chicken drumstick, in fact, the guy in the back looks like he’s just about to start waving his around.

  26. Tom Noir Says:

    There needs to be some sort of tag for ‘the artist drew the figure naked, and was then forced to paint clothes onto them’.

  27. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Tom, there is such a tag, and it dates back to the 1930s:
    “Women’s Spacesuit”.

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