Apr 23
Tom Noir Comments: The dame walked into my office wearing nothing but a pair of high heels and a V2 rocket. The expression on her face said she was about to go ballistic.
Published 1990
Tom Noir Comments: The dame walked into my office wearing nothing but a pair of high heels and a V2 rocket. The expression on her face said she was about to go ballistic.
Published 1990
April 23rd, 2013 at 10:37 am
Wouldn’t she be better off with a handbag? Don’t warsp wrong, warsp rite.
April 23rd, 2013 at 10:37 am
She and her device are highly polished professionals.
Is there really no tag available for ‘phallic spaceship’?
And Jefferson P. Swycaffer? Wasn’t that a Groucho Marx character?
April 23rd, 2013 at 10:40 am
The Dreams Of Margaret Thatcher
April 23rd, 2013 at 10:40 am
And may I add: BOOM!
;-P
April 23rd, 2013 at 10:41 am
Swycaffer is no stranger to quality design. See his website, complete with cross-section-through-a-hard-boiled-egg background graphic:
http://www.jpswycaffer.com/
April 23rd, 2013 at 11:04 am
Engineer: Look all I am saying… these design choices…
Designer: BOOBS AND AFRO!
Engineer: But it’s a robot why does it need those things?
Designer: *giggles*
Engineer: Oh…OHHHHH… oh….ewwww…
April 23rd, 2013 at 12:53 pm
This one was a special request by David Cowie. I hope you’re happy sir, now that you’ve made me degrade myself by submitting this vile filth!
April 23rd, 2013 at 1:07 pm
Next time the artist hears the word “chrome” he’s going to collapse in a heap on the floor, whimpering pitifully.
April 23rd, 2013 at 1:44 pm
The Silver Surfer ended years of endless torment at the hands of his butch sister by remotely detonating her board.
April 23rd, 2013 at 2:05 pm
‘DAMMIT, I SAID I WANTED A PLATINUM BOMBSHELL IN HEELS!’
‘Well, that’s what you’ve got.’
April 23rd, 2013 at 2:31 pm
Actually the artist deserves points for not having her straddle the Chrome Nuclear Meagatonnic Dildo of Mass Destruction. The way she is standing, with it tossed up on a shoulder…
“Man? Who needs a puny man when you’ve got one of these.”
April 23rd, 2013 at 2:44 pm
Truth to tell, I think they cribbed this cover from the centerfold of Miss October in Playbot magazine.
April 23rd, 2013 at 3:25 pm
Unless it’s quite nose-heavy, it looks a bit unbalanced there…
April 23rd, 2013 at 4:05 pm
So this is what happens when Art actually mirrors Life — the Art in this case being either heavy lifting or lingerie design.
April 23rd, 2013 at 5:25 pm
@ Tom Noir #7: my work here is done.
April 23rd, 2013 at 5:43 pm
And another thing: does anyone else thank that there’s something questionable about the woman (or near equivalent) having a visible mouth but no visible eyes?
April 23rd, 2013 at 5:52 pm
This makes me realize that a Metal Men movie might be a very good thing indeed.
April 23rd, 2013 at 7:12 pm
Is she wearing spurs? I think she is. To goad the H-Bomb steed to ever-higher velocities? Aside from the spurs, though, I – I – think she’s *nekkid*!
April 23rd, 2013 at 7:46 pm
@David Cowie: Noticed the strange lack of eyes as well. But then suffered temporary blindness from chrome overload.
April 23rd, 2013 at 8:16 pm
Lack of eyes, yes, that’s probably why her reflection in the Dildo of Mass Destruction reminds me disconcertingly of Giger’s Alien.
April 23rd, 2013 at 9:53 pm
“I have no eyes but I must gleam!”
Or more accurately – “I have no eyes but I must burn out the retinas of everyone who looks at me!”
April 23rd, 2013 at 10:31 pm
“A screaming comes across MY EYES.” — Gravity’s Bimbo
April 23rd, 2013 at 10:46 pm
“I only make love with giant robots. And I insist they wear one of these.”
April 25th, 2013 at 6:30 pm
Fart? Me? Nooo, it was my rocket. I swear!
April 25th, 2013 at 8:26 pm
KEEP CALM
and
CARRY
A GIANT ROCKET
May 2nd, 2013 at 9:57 pm
This is a great example of why, when buying a fem-bot, you should always go for the factory installed rocket launcher.
August 25th, 2015 at 11:12 am
@SI: There’s a button and outlines of a slot on her crotch!
August 29th, 2018 at 1:42 am
I can tell none of the people who commented above have read the book.
August 29th, 2018 at 2:31 am
Be nice, people. This is why we can’t make new friends.
August 29th, 2018 at 2:34 am
Hello Mikee …
… do tell
August 29th, 2018 at 1:39 pm
@Mikee—ssshhh! You’re giving away our big secret.