Whew, this cover is trying to do some heavy “symbolic” lifting. Is that some sort of eclipse occurring and an inverted ice mountain range, in places resembling vampire teeth, extinguishing the sun’s corona while Autumn awaits the arrival of August, presumably in November?
Keep them out of the August sun (northern hemisphere) or they’ll melt before Halloween.
As long as we’re going with the confectionery scheme, does the rainbow represent an additional prize of Skittles? The icy arc some sort of cool mint gum?
May 4th, 2020 at 12:55 pm
The Prodigy video “Girls” has escaped! Run for your lives!
May 4th, 2020 at 1:47 pm
Ever get the feeling there have been too many Rocky Horrors?
May 4th, 2020 at 2:18 pm
I didn’t know they made alphabet pretzels.
May 4th, 2020 at 3:22 pm
Generic vampnado comment.
May 4th, 2020 at 4:33 pm
Because, as everyone knows, August is the bloodiest month of the autumn season.
May 4th, 2020 at 6:18 pm
Whew, this cover is trying to do some heavy “symbolic” lifting. Is that some sort of eclipse occurring and an inverted ice mountain range, in places resembling vampire teeth, extinguishing the sun’s corona while Autumn awaits the arrival of August, presumably in November?
May 4th, 2020 at 6:46 pm
At last, a cover that really bites and isn’t ashamed of it.
May 4th, 2020 at 8:10 pm
‘August has returned to collect her prize’. So it’s fan-fic about the Derleth Awards and gender-reassignment.
May 5th, 2020 at 12:02 am
I bet this baby is embossed. At least the title.
@JuanPaul, was it embossed so the bad font stood out even further? And was it shiny?
I am rapidly losing track of time, but am still sure that August isn’t autumn anywhere on this planet. Not even during an eclipse.
@Tat: Heh. That’s likely the best explanation.
Mr. xnoob was eating lunch when I showed him this. He stopped chewing for at least 20 seconds and stared, then said, “That’s a very happy rainbow.”
May 5th, 2020 at 12:23 am
I’m sure I used to buy these for 2p each at the pick ‘n’ mix.
May 5th, 2020 at 4:24 am
@gssxn It was shiny and embossed. So it felt as bad as it looks.
May 5th, 2020 at 5:08 am
High-fashion Langoliers? Where’s a little psychic girl when we need her?
Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice: some say it will end with a bunch of floating mouths. They’re sort of weird.
February 11th, 2024 at 5:17 pm
I wondered if it was available, and it is.
https://tootsie.com/candy/wack-o-wax/wax-fangs
February 11th, 2024 at 10:13 pm
@fred: So the prize is, in fact, some wax lips.
Keep them out of the August sun (northern hemisphere) or they’ll melt before Halloween.
As long as we’re going with the confectionery scheme, does the rainbow represent an additional prize of Skittles? The icy arc some sort of cool mint gum?
February 11th, 2024 at 11:45 pm
Rainbow licorice laces having a party.
https://nuts.com/chocolatessweets/licorice/specialty/rainbow-licorice-laces.html?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIhbK42bukhAMV5ltHAR2LiwqIEAQYBiABEgKQvvD_BwE&utm_campaignid=19622507892&utm_adgroupid=146025226735&utm_adid=646442266233&utm_keyword=&utm_matchtype=&utm_campaign=Nuts_g_usa_standard_shopping_hp_nc&utm_adgroup=&utm_dv=c&utm_pl=&campaign=19622507892&content=646442266233&keyword=&gad_source=1