JuanPaul Comments: Would August’s prize happen to be blood? Or lips? Or bloody lips?
Published 1985
JuanPaul Comments: Would August’s prize happen to be blood? Or lips? Or bloody lips?
Published 1985
JaunPaul’s Art Direction: So what we’re looking for is a portrait of the protagonist that makes the reader want to punch the book in the face. Can you handle that?
Published 1995
Perry Comments: Not to be confused with Jean Rollin’s infamous librarian vampire movies.
Published 1997
Book Wench Comments: Couldn’t you wait until I was, like, fully centred before you took my picture? (Yes it’s about a belligerent teenage vampire.)
Published 1980
Dead Stuff with Big Teeth Comments: Starring…the Gangam Style guy?
Published 1991
Alexandria and kinda John Comment: My friend and I love your site. So many fun times.
Published 2013
Jaouad’s Art Direction: Vampires? Look, I don’t care what it’s about, just give me a lingerie model, I want boobs. Oh, and a sword.
Published 2007
Art Direction: We all know the one thing vampires suffer from. Bighanditis! What do you mean that isn’t a thing? Of course it’s a thing, a vampire thing! Look it says right here in the book of ‘Your Pay Check’! Now, just draw some kid, in a cloak, looking like he should be in a broadway musical. And make his hands BIG!
Published 1985
Alessandra Comments: I think they were going for a cutting-edge symbolic look, some sort of classical reference to alchemical historical scholarship. But they just look goofy. Oh god, that eye.
Published 1976
Farquarson Comments:I don’t know what bothers me more–the artwork or the title. I hate shots from inside someone’s mouth; it reminds me of the, “Dentist” scene from Little Shop of Horrors. On the other hand, calling your book “Sucks & Blows” is an absolute GIFT to any critic worthy of the name.
Published 2011
Extra points go to the photo of a computer screen! Thanks Farquarson!
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