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Click for full imageDead Stuff with Big Teeth Comments: Starring…the Gangam Style guy?
Published 1991
(Average: 8.29 out of 10)
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Dead Stuff with Big Teeth Comments: Starring…the Gangam Style guy?
Published 1991
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April 13th, 2015 at 10:19 am
oppa twilight style.
April 13th, 2015 at 11:30 am
That’s a Jägermeister face.
April 13th, 2015 at 12:20 pm
The terrifying expression that says “Ner-ner ner-ner ner!”
April 13th, 2015 at 12:37 pm
I don’t know about you but my eyes always glow red when I have an orgasm.
April 13th, 2015 at 2:09 pm
Oh, the Happy Days halloween ep where Fonzie jumps the werewolf.
April 13th, 2015 at 8:14 pm
Well of COURSE ageless immortal blood drinkers would pop their collars.
April 14th, 2015 at 1:30 am
Wot? No font problems tag? And that vampire looks like he just remembered a bit late that he’s supposed to avoid sunlight. He looks like he’s either going to burst into flame or have a bowel movement of epic and painful proportions.
April 14th, 2015 at 12:43 pm
Am I the only one hoping the author’s name is ‘Hatrick Whalen’?
April 14th, 2015 at 3:22 pm
I’m definitely sure it’s just ‘Atrick Whalen’.
April 14th, 2015 at 4:08 pm
Given the subject matter it’s probably Batrick Whalen…
Do we have a tag for “White Mans Overbite”?
April 14th, 2015 at 8:37 pm
Rob Lowe practicing his Kenneth Williams impression when he thinks nobody’s looking.
April 15th, 2015 at 12:48 pm
The blurb: “If you’re flesh and blood, stay off the streets.”
If you think that’s feeble, look at how the editors brainstormed their way up to it:
Suggestion 1: “If you are a mammal, or even a reptile — or, like, an insect with some blood in you — stay off the streets.”
Suggestion 2: “If you are made of living tissue with blood in it, stay off the streets.”
Suggestion 3: “Even dogs should off stay off the streets. ‘Cos they are flesh and blood.”
Suggestion 4: “Look — just stay off the streets, okay?”
April 15th, 2015 at 12:50 pm
It would have sold more if Patrick Whalen had used the pen name “Patrick Van Halen.”
April 17th, 2015 at 3:02 pm
“It’s time for Street Countdown!”
January 10th, 2016 at 8:20 pm
Psy is back with the pulse-pounding follow-up to his monster hit “Gangnam Style”. Get ready for… VAMPIRE STYLE!
January 10th, 2016 at 9:55 pm
Is he a secret lemonade drinker?
February 15th, 2018 at 2:51 am
“If you’re flesh and blood, stay off the streets.”
… because you’ll get hit by traffic.
February 15th, 2018 at 3:43 am
He wears his sunglasses at night….Don’t masquerade with the guy in shades oh no….
Huh. The lyrics to that song make even less sense than this cover, yet sort of fit. The popped collars are the same. Bets that Mr. Hatrack Whalen just looooved that song and carried that style into the 90s?
February 15th, 2018 at 6:37 am
Imagine how undignified it would be if you were attacked by a vampire and it wasn’t a “Christopher Lee Personification of Evil” vampire but a “Frat Boy who Listens to The Eurythmics” vampire.
Or maybe he listens to The Human League: ♫ Don’t Chew On Me, Baby ♫
February 16th, 2018 at 1:15 am
@Tor: New Romantic vampires are at least a bit better than sparkly vampires.
Nowt compared to Christopher Lee or Bela Lugosi, though. The popped collar is too much, brah.