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Apr 10

ALL UR BASES ARE BELONG TO MY PECKS!Click for full glorious image

Tom Noir Comments: America’s Explosive Tomorrow – Where men are men! Except when those men are also cars. And sometimes the car men cover their crotches with hubcaps, cause that’s what car men like, OKAY? What are YOU looking at, buster?? Does this cheese grater belt make by hips look big? Dammit.
Published 1991

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.80 out of 10)
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14 Responses to “Warbots #10 – Guts and Glory”

  1. THX 1138 Says:

    RoboCrap… too heavy to move.

  2. SI Says:

    Does that uzi have a built in CD player!!!

  3. A.R.Yngve Says:

    “Half Man… Half Junkyard… All Nonsense. Jason Statham is… ROBONONSENSE.”

  4. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Baen Books called, and their copyright lawyers are hopping mad! They’re shouting about “blatant artwork plagiarism,” quoting… oh, about 50-60 of their own previous releases.

  5. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Sequels were:
    – WAR-FRIDGE (“Half-human, half refrigerator, he’s gonna make the streets chill out!”)
    – WAR-TV (“Half-human, half 30-inch screen, they fight to keep America’s couch potatoes in their homes!”)

  6. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    This is as close a picture as you’ll ever come to my nine-year-old self’s mental landscape. I love it, I love it all! Even if it does bear an upsetting resemblance to Robert Patrick.

  7. fred Says:

    Given military spending, that is probably a $100,000 wrist watch. God knows what the baroque shotgun pistol cost.

  8. Tat Wood Says:

    You should see how they ‘re-imagined’ the Scarecrow and the Cowardly Lion.

  9. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Sadly, Warbot’s career ended when he ran into a scrapyard magnet.

  10. FeärofMusic Says:

    Cyborg creations are possible. We shall make them fight our wars. What? Well of course we’ll have them used projectile weapons utilizing kinetic energy caused by chemical reactions. And we’ll leave them with a humanoid face, but because of course sometimes you just want to smash a robots face in.

  11. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    I believe that the wozmit immediately behind Mr. Warbot is supposed to be some sort of identity disc cum computer chip but looks far more like a pair of credit cards.

  12. Anna T. Says:

    I’m thinking Ms. Huerta had a thing for rainbows. Savvy?

  13. Tat Wood Says:

    He wouldn’t last five minutes against Matilda or Sir Killalot.

  14. B. Chiclitz Says:

    Weird pecs tag?

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