Sep 11

One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach, all the damn sexy sexy vampires.Click for full image

Jaouad’s Art Direction: Vampires? Look, I don’t care what it’s about, just give me a lingerie model, I want boobs. Oh, and a sword.
Published 2007

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 5.15 out of 10)

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13 Responses to “The Wicked”

  1. THX 1138 Says:

    “It’s OK, nobody will be looking at her feet.”

  2. Phil Says:

    The wicked L.A. banks. They were responsible for the credit crunch I believe, along with their counterparts in N.Y.

  3. fred Says:

    Green. She isn’t green. Why isn’t she green? Oh…….the “The”.

  4. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Coming soon from The Wicked L.A. Banks:

    Bloodsuckers Deliver a Foreclosure
    Bloodsuckers Demand Another Bailout
    Bloodsuckers Under Siege
    Bloodsuckers Move South

  5. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Misty banks, too, by the look of the fellow trapped outside at back right.

  6. Don Hilliard Says:

    Title given to the artist: “The Naughty”.

  7. Jerk of all Trades Says:

    Some people have the strangest ideas regarding foreplay.

  8. Anti-Sceptic Says:

    Why are vampires always associated with S&M? I mean, I get the need to drink blood and all, but aren’t there any good-valued vampires out there, who just drink blood but still find the time to watch a little Family Feud?

  9. Smith Says:

    I’m confused. Is the vampire huntress of the legend a vampire who is a huntress, or a huntress who hunts vampires?

    If the former, that outfit won’t look half as good with a meshback hat and an orange jacket.

  10. David Cowie Says:

    Teal and orange.

  11. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    ‘I said I’m sorry…I’m really, truly sorry…I am sorry from the bottom of my heart…now may I have my sword back please? Or can I at least have a shirt?’

  12. Anna T. Says:

    I always do my “threatening people with swords” act in my corset. It makes it classier.

  13. lctwice Says:

    The blade safely in her dainty grip, the Lady Captain Jack Sparrow waited for the swordswallower’s next attempt to steal it back.

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