Sep 11
Jaouad’s Art Direction: Vampires? Look, I don’t care what it’s about, just give me a lingerie model, I want boobs. Oh, and a sword.
Published 2007
Jaouad’s Art Direction: Vampires? Look, I don’t care what it’s about, just give me a lingerie model, I want boobs. Oh, and a sword.
Published 2007
September 11th, 2012 at 10:18 am
“It’s OK, nobody will be looking at her feet.”
September 11th, 2012 at 2:41 pm
The wicked L.A. banks. They were responsible for the credit crunch I believe, along with their counterparts in N.Y.
September 11th, 2012 at 6:31 pm
Green. She isn’t green. Why isn’t she green? Oh…….the “The”.
September 11th, 2012 at 7:08 pm
Coming soon from The Wicked L.A. Banks:
Bloodsuckers Deliver a Foreclosure
Bloodsuckers Demand Another Bailout
Bloodsuckers Under Siege
Bloodsuckers Move South
September 11th, 2012 at 7:33 pm
Misty banks, too, by the look of the fellow trapped outside at back right.
September 12th, 2012 at 1:33 am
Title given to the artist: “The Naughty”.
September 12th, 2012 at 4:35 am
Some people have the strangest ideas regarding foreplay.
September 12th, 2012 at 5:05 pm
Why are vampires always associated with S&M? I mean, I get the need to drink blood and all, but aren’t there any good-valued vampires out there, who just drink blood but still find the time to watch a little Family Feud?
September 12th, 2012 at 6:53 pm
I’m confused. Is the vampire huntress of the legend a vampire who is a huntress, or a huntress who hunts vampires?
If the former, that outfit won’t look half as good with a meshback hat and an orange jacket.
September 17th, 2012 at 7:00 pm
Teal and orange.
June 26th, 2015 at 9:39 pm
‘I said I’m sorry…I’m really, truly sorry…I am sorry from the bottom of my heart…now may I have my sword back please? Or can I at least have a shirt?’
August 25th, 2015 at 4:55 am
I always do my “threatening people with swords” act in my corset. It makes it classier.
June 5th, 2016 at 1:50 am
The blade safely in her dainty grip, the Lady Captain Jack Sparrow waited for the swordswallower’s next attempt to steal it back.