Jun 27
JaunPaul’s Art Direction: So what we’re looking for is a portrait of the protagonist that makes the reader want to punch the book in the face. Can you handle that?
Published 1995
JaunPaul’s Art Direction: So what we’re looking for is a portrait of the protagonist that makes the reader want to punch the book in the face. Can you handle that?
Published 1995
June 27th, 2016 at 11:16 am
What’s a chill bone, Dean?
June 27th, 2016 at 11:18 am
From the writer that brought you self-hugging vampires and shirtless tween vampires comes this fresh HORROR!!!
June 27th, 2016 at 11:20 am
I infer that the person shown on the cover is very, very short.
June 27th, 2016 at 11:23 am
Vlad the Entertainer
June 27th, 2016 at 12:06 pm
Are those frosted eyebrows or badly painted sheen?
June 27th, 2016 at 12:24 pm
Definitely not the Grateful Dead.
June 27th, 2016 at 12:29 pm
I didn’t know there was a ‘splatter punk’ genre. Or 12 yr old rock star vampires.
http://www.transylvania.com/van.html
June 27th, 2016 at 1:01 pm
@Bibliomancer ‘Vlad the Entertainer’ almost made me spray coffee all over my laptop.
June 27th, 2016 at 2:34 pm
singing: ‘Timmeh Timmeh Timmeh Timmeh Timmeh Timmeh!’
June 27th, 2016 at 2:47 pm
@DSWBT it’s actually highlights from the embossed cover. It’s really disgusting in person.
June 27th, 2016 at 3:05 pm
There is way too much ear on this cover.
June 27th, 2016 at 3:43 pm
I can’t tell if this vampire is male or female. I can infer, however, that they probably wear that ugly pompadour to increase their height. And I’m just wondering if they stole that leather coat from their dad’s wardrobe or something, because it looks way, way too big.
June 27th, 2016 at 5:07 pm
So, “S.P. Somtow doesn’t write like anyone else,” but he’s ripped off Van Morrison and Ecclesiastes for at least two of his titles. Maybe he just lets anyone else write for him.
June 27th, 2016 at 5:08 pm
@THX1138—the chill bone is opposite the humerus.
June 27th, 2016 at 5:10 pm
“AAAAANND III-III WWILLL AAALWAYS BITE YOOO-OOO-UUU….”
June 27th, 2016 at 5:11 pm
Seriously, that artist would seem tame and downright reactionary on the Japanese pop/rock scene…
June 27th, 2016 at 5:18 pm
Scar-Jo as Jareth, King of the Goblins. “You cowered before me, and I was, like, super-frightening”
July 2nd, 2016 at 3:31 am
@Tat Wood – Yeah, like, totally!
July 8th, 2016 at 11:28 am
Satan as a music tribute act. Prince of Darkness.
July 8th, 2016 at 5:19 pm
What now? Transylvania got Talent!
August 6th, 2016 at 2:03 am
I knew he looked familiar…