Aug 31
Click for full imageWith such a great confulence of fantasy and romance, we must voyage into a realm of highest art and… ahhh, who am I kidding. Busty red headed women holding her huge dagger! Do not, on your life, forget the glow.
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August 31st, 2009 at 11:03 am
One weak point? Hit it for massive damage!!
August 31st, 2009 at 11:20 am
15-20 rpg’s might do the trick too.
The N and the V are sweet.
What audience do you think the author targeted the book at? Is her mate male or female or demonic being? It looks a little… “porny”.. to be targeted at the Twilight readers. So does anyone over 18 want to read vampire, witch porn?
Shes clearly the type of vampire that sunlight doesnt hurt. you know the type… the stupid type. I notice the crucifix on her neck too…
August 31st, 2009 at 12:19 pm
*sigh*
What exactly is she doing with the dagger?
I mean apart from looking sluttily at the reader?
And if she’s going to use the dagger, isn’t the long dress going to get in the way?
A witch and a vampire? Her power is unrivalled, she has only 1 weakness…a plot?
August 31st, 2009 at 2:51 pm
What next… “she’s a vampiric-werewolf and a witch… with a magic sword… and a pet dragon… and a dark secret… and has to choose between two possible lovers… and she weighs the same as a duck, so we’re gonna burn her anyway.”
August 31st, 2009 at 3:54 pm
Stop stop!
My sarcasim detector is going to overload! 😛
Wow.. just noticing the star lens flare on the end of the knife. Nice touch!
August 31st, 2009 at 9:26 pm
OMG. Is that cover supposed to attract men or women? I just can’t tell. Has anyone seen a knife like that outside of fantasy covers and “made for your collection of crap” knives?
September 1st, 2009 at 11:30 am
Susano, what is it about vampire fiction, that the heroine always has to chose between 2 lovers, vampire and usually a werewolf?
September 3rd, 2009 at 1:01 pm
Roses — maximum market appeal.
September 3rd, 2009 at 4:43 pm
Yeah, but I get easily bored. And you know when you pick up a Vampire book series these days, she has a hot vamp and a hot werewolf panting over her. I can think of 3 series of which that’s true.
Perhaps it’s because I’m jealous.
September 4th, 2009 at 10:38 am
Everyone forgets Mummies… no romantic encounters for the bandaged few eh.
And what is it with vampires being in love… surely they are dead.. therefore… everything is dead… if you know what I mean.
September 4th, 2009 at 11:33 am
There’s very few zombie romance novels too, maybe we’ve discovered a niche in the market?
September 4th, 2009 at 11:38 am
“Ricardo slumped out of the shower. Balls of water trickled down his now rotting flesh, exposing maggots and the sweet stench of burnt bacon.”
Possibly…. possibly….
September 4th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Yeah baby, that’s really working for me. Keep it coming!
I think you’ve hit on a cracking idea. We’ll be rich. Rich, I tell you! Bwahaha!
Okay.
Perhaps I should go, get a life….
September 7th, 2009 at 11:37 am
haha,
Perhaps we all should try finding a life! 😉
I did notice someone had wrote and released pride and prejudice and zombies. Zombies seem to be the in things these days. Maybe we missed the bandwagon.
May 3rd, 2010 at 12:16 pm
It’s Florence And The Machine!
March 16th, 2013 at 1:26 am
You know, if you edit out the top line of the blurb,that dedcribes my wife.
“What dear? Yes dear, Ä®’m turning off the computer now . No dear, I was not looking at nastys.”
March 16th, 2013 at 1:43 pm
She has only one weakness…her blowdryer.
We’ve done vampires, werewolves, zombies, mummies, angels, demons, even centaurs. How about gryphons? Any gryphon-based romances?
‘But why can’t you go to dance with me? Why?’
Vladimir cast his eyes aside, hoping Prudence wouldn’t see the tear staining his beak. ‘I…just don’t feel comfortable. The music is too loud. Everyone looks at me so strangely. I get my pinions in the punchbowl.’
March 17th, 2013 at 3:53 pm
Tried to wipe a bit of fluff off my screen and found out that it wasn’t a bit of fluff, it was FearofMusic typing an awesome special character: look closely at the I in “Į’m”
March 17th, 2013 at 4:02 pm
That “Ä®” deserves a font-problems tag all of its own.
March 17th, 2013 at 10:47 pm
I really should actually look at what post I am respondung to. See Crown of Slaves for reply that should be here. Dammit all.
October 23rd, 2013 at 4:59 pm
@Tag Wizard — Behold! The mother of all Tings!
October 23rd, 2013 at 5:24 pm
By great Gwydion’s beard – the dagger tip – you’re right!
December 15th, 2013 at 9:18 pm
Searching for the perfect gift for your mathematically-inclined loved one? Why not purchase a copy of Gra•√e sin5 this holiday season?
December 16th, 2013 at 9:25 am
Let the buyer beware: It does say in plain text on the cover — “A Cin CRAVEN NOVEL.”
December 16th, 2013 at 9:28 am
Come on, do the hard sell:
“She’s a witch and a vampire, and an elf, and a werewolf, and a shape-shifter, and a Yeti, and a Country Folk singer, and a Nobel-Prize-winning astronaut, and a ghost, and a banshee, and a Chupacabra, and a djinn, and a Black Republican, aaaaand…”
[*falls to the floor*]
September 30th, 2015 at 3:44 pm
Other titles in the series:
– Acute Sins
– Breve Sins
– Diaeresis Sins
– Tilde Sins
– Circumflex Sins
– Caron Sins
– Macron Sins
– Cedilla Sins
– Ogonek Sins
October 30th, 2015 at 9:53 pm
An opposite and a hypotenuse, her triangle is right. She has only one weakness. Harmonic regularity.
GRAVE SINES.