Aug 21

It's like I dream of jeannie... but with more goat sacrifices!Click for new and improved image

David M Comments: Merry Christmas from me and the missus!
Published 1985

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 6.62 out of 10)

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26 Responses to “A Personal Demon”

  1. Phil Says:

    Tasteful smoke indeed, and equally tasteful reflection (which at first I thought was part of the artwork).

    Shame on the price-sticker-attacher for attempting to hide her face.

    Her best feature: cloven hooves!

  2. The Tag Wizard Says:

    What am I wearing, you ask? Why, it’s “Fragrance of Windowlicker” by Richard D. James

  3. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Your own personal demon,
    Someone to tempt your thoughts, someone who’s hot
    Your own personal demon,
    Someone to tempt your thoughts, someone who ought

    Feeling your gams and you’re bloody damned,
    Pentagram right there in your hands,
    Send up the fumes, I’ll send you to your doo-oo–oom!

  4. Tom Hering Says:

    I like how smoke hides the fact that there are two big nipples … instead of two eyes on his face! Creepy!

  5. Lionrock Says:

    Is it me or does the demon seem to have a touch of a 5 ‘o’ clock shadow?

  6. THX 1138 Says:

    It’s the angel on his right shoulder’s day off.

  7. Tom Noir Says:

    I’d have a doctor look at that spot on your stomach that’s giving you a burning sensation, son.

  8. Tom Noir Says:

    Men really went to great lengths to get porn before the internet!

  9. fred Says:

    She does climb on the furniture, but she sheds only clothing.

  10. Kwyjor Says:

    Oh boy, three authors! That must make it three times as good!

  11. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    The demon is supposed to appear sixteen. I’m thankful they took some artistic liberties with the cover…

  12. FêàrofMusic Says:

    I prefer my demons to be impersonal. I find evil to be so much more ineffective when you have emotional or social ties. And my what ginormous cloven hooves that one has. Smug evil man is going to find out what one of those feels like up his arse if he’s not careful.

  13. B. Chiclitz Says:

    If those really are “cloven” then her legs are fused at the ankle, since it could only be a cloven “hoof.” Guess it would make it harder to escape the nerd who conjured her up. Nice shirt, by the way, tastefully buttoned at the cuffs.

    Behind you?

  14. The Tag Wizard Says:

    Mer-devil confirmed, Mr Chiclitz.

    Dead Stuff, I guess 16 years old in demon years is actually 42 years old in human years?

    Tom H, good spot, hypermastia tag deployed!

  15. Stevie T Says:

    First time I’ve ever seen a “modesty flash”!

  16. A.R.Yngve Says:

    The Shocking Truth About Your Human Resources Department

  17. Tor Mented Says:

    I make it a rule to never sleep with a woman whose legs are hairier than mine.

  18. fred Says:

    Dr. Strange gets to conjuring from the naughty bookshelf.

  19. JuanPaul Says:

    The problem with these mail-summoned demons is that the nerd who summoned her finds out pretty quickly that she’s way out of his league.

  20. B. Chiclitz Says:

    A typical academic—he’s got the (literally) hottest babe on Earth sitting at his shoulder, and all he is thinking about is the effect of dropping a flaming pentagram onto his lap, which he is about to find out.

  21. RachelJ Says:

    And just think, it took three authors to create this masterpiece!

  22. Tor Mented Says:

    What is it with some women and their ridiculous shoes? Those look positively painful to walk in.

  23. B. Chiclitz Says:

    @Tor—I guess the devil does wear Prada after all.

  24. Tor Mented Says:

    Lol. I set that up and you slam-dunked it.

  25. GSS ex-noob Says:

    The rating, as I post this, is 6.66. Heh.

    The ultimate in tasteful smoke — he’d look even odder with two Space Sheep on his face.

    Where does she get her shoe(s)? Must be custom. Does she hop around on one foot? Not very sexy. I see one hoof, and not another, or even a human foot.

    @Tor: The lady’s never heard of Nair, I guess. Honestly, if there’s all that power going on, she couldn’t use the magic fire/smoke to depilate?

    The rat tail doesn’t look so sexy either.

    @BC, Tor: GSS!

  26. RachelJ Says:

    That “people with hooves” tag has an interestingly diverse population. Two demons (as you’d expect), a third pretending to be a “dragon”, one giant cat rider of unknown species… and Acorna the Unicorn Girl.

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