I prefer my demons to be impersonal. I find evil to be so much more ineffective when you have emotional or social ties. And my what ginormous cloven hooves that one has. Smug evil man is going to find out what one of those feels like up his arse if he’s not careful.
If those really are “cloven” then her legs are fused at the ankle, since it could only be a cloven “hoof.” Guess it would make it harder to escape the nerd who conjured her up. Nice shirt, by the way, tastefully buttoned at the cuffs.
A typical academic—he’s got the (literally) hottest babe on Earth sitting at his shoulder, and all he is thinking about is the effect of dropping a flaming pentagram onto his lap, which he is about to find out.
That “people with hooves” tag has an interestingly diverse population. Two demons (as you’d expect), a third pretending to be a “dragon”, one giant cat rider of unknown species… and Acorna the Unicorn Girl.
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August 21st, 2013 at 9:28 am
Tasteful smoke indeed, and equally tasteful reflection (which at first I thought was part of the artwork).
Shame on the price-sticker-attacher for attempting to hide her face.
Her best feature: cloven hooves!
August 21st, 2013 at 10:35 am
What am I wearing, you ask? Why, it’s “Fragrance of Windowlicker” by Richard D. James
August 21st, 2013 at 11:30 am
Your own personal demon,
Someone to tempt your thoughts, someone who’s hot
Your own personal demon,
Someone to tempt your thoughts, someone who ought
Feeling your gams and you’re bloody damned,
Pentagram right there in your hands,
Send up the fumes, I’ll send you to your doo-oo–oom! *bwangggg*
August 21st, 2013 at 12:31 pm
I like how smoke hides the fact that there are two big nipples … instead of two eyes on his face! Creepy!
August 21st, 2013 at 1:24 pm
Is it me or does the demon seem to have a touch of a 5 ‘o’ clock shadow?
August 21st, 2013 at 1:48 pm
It’s the angel on his right shoulder’s day off.
August 21st, 2013 at 2:21 pm
I’d have a doctor look at that spot on your stomach that’s giving you a burning sensation, son.
August 21st, 2013 at 2:32 pm
Men really went to great lengths to get porn before the internet!
August 21st, 2013 at 4:27 pm
She does climb on the furniture, but she sheds only clothing.
August 21st, 2013 at 5:02 pm
Oh boy, three authors! That must make it three times as good!
August 22nd, 2013 at 2:01 am
The demon is supposed to appear sixteen. I’m thankful they took some artistic liberties with the cover…
August 22nd, 2013 at 3:47 am
I prefer my demons to be impersonal. I find evil to be so much more ineffective when you have emotional or social ties. And my what ginormous cloven hooves that one has. Smug evil man is going to find out what one of those feels like up his arse if he’s not careful.
August 22nd, 2013 at 6:12 am
If those really are “cloven” then her legs are fused at the ankle, since it could only be a cloven “hoof.” Guess it would make it harder to escape the nerd who conjured her up. Nice shirt, by the way, tastefully buttoned at the cuffs.
Behind you?
August 22nd, 2013 at 8:38 am
Mer-devil confirmed, Mr Chiclitz.
Dead Stuff, I guess 16 years old in demon years is actually 42 years old in human years?
Tom H, good spot, hypermastia tag deployed!
August 22nd, 2013 at 10:53 am
First time I’ve ever seen a “modesty flash”!
August 23rd, 2013 at 7:07 am
A PERSONNEL DEMON
The Shocking Truth About Your Human Resources Department
April 6th, 2018 at 8:08 am
I make it a rule to never sleep with a woman whose legs are hairier than mine.
April 6th, 2018 at 1:09 pm
Dr. Strange gets to conjuring from the naughty bookshelf.
April 6th, 2018 at 1:17 pm
The problem with these mail-summoned demons is that the nerd who summoned her finds out pretty quickly that she’s way out of his league.
April 6th, 2018 at 2:45 pm
A typical academic—he’s got the (literally) hottest babe on Earth sitting at his shoulder, and all he is thinking about is the effect of dropping a flaming pentagram onto his lap, which he is about to find out.
April 6th, 2018 at 5:02 pm
And just think, it took three authors to create this masterpiece!
April 6th, 2018 at 7:24 pm
What is it with some women and their ridiculous shoes? Those look positively painful to walk in.
April 6th, 2018 at 7:55 pm
@Tor—I guess the devil does wear Prada after all.
April 6th, 2018 at 10:03 pm
Lol. I set that up and you slam-dunked it.
April 6th, 2018 at 10:43 pm
The rating, as I post this, is 6.66. Heh.
The ultimate in tasteful smoke — he’d look even odder with two Space Sheep on his face.
Where does she get her shoe(s)? Must be custom. Does she hop around on one foot? Not very sexy. I see one hoof, and not another, or even a human foot.
@Tor: The lady’s never heard of Nair, I guess. Honestly, if there’s all that power going on, she couldn’t use the magic fire/smoke to depilate?
The rat tail doesn’t look so sexy either.
@BC, Tor: GSS!
April 7th, 2018 at 10:29 am
That “people with hooves” tag has an interestingly diverse population. Two demons (as you’d expect), a third pretending to be a “dragon”, one giant cat rider of unknown species… and Acorna the Unicorn Girl.