Aug 28

Does a souffle rise in space? Click for full image

Dorian G Comments: If the recipes come out looking anything like this illustration, it surely is food from out of this world!
Published 1973

Technically non-fiction – but we’ll ignore that today!
Click here for a list of recipes and authors!

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 7.65 out of 10)

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28 Responses to “Cooking Out of This World”

  1. SI Says:

    Well I don’t know about you guys… but I would be delighted to taste Anne McCaffrey’s Tuna Delight……

    *throws up*

  2. Adam Roberts Says:

    And written by an assortment etc …” I’m being dense. I don’t get the ‘and’, there.

  3. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    ‘Here, ma’am…let me serve you up a slice of my Sturgeon’s head in blueberry reduction…with a little titanocene dicarbonyl sprinkled on the top…what do you think?’

  4. Tom Hering Says:

    Looking through the recipes, I’m glad – really glad – I’m a vegetarian. The only book that could have brought less pleasure into my life would have been Sex Out of This World edited by Piers Anthony “and written by an assortment of science fiction writers recording their favorite techniques for posteriors [sic] without any regard for the immediate consequences whatsoever.”

  5. THX 1138 Says:

    Funnily enough the follow up “Diarrhoea Out of this Bottom” didn’t sell as well, not even for an alternative purpose for the pages.

  6. FèaröfMüsic Says:

    ‘.. without any regard for immediate consequences..’

    Hmm. Let’s see. Diabetes, obesity, heart disease, and bleeding ulcers are all rather long term. Immediate. So, what then, are we talking perhaps things like nausea, diarrhea, projectile vomiting and, say, severe and life threatening allergic reactions to ingredients? Sounds absolutely delightful, let’s just fire up the stove.

  7. Rachel J Says:

    The sequel, “Out of this Cooking World,” is a book of science-fiction stories by chefs.

  8. FèaröfMüsic Says:

    @Rachel J: Now that would make an awesome Ace double. Still wouldn’t buy it though.

    I recommend the ‘Romance Writers Guide to Rebuilding Your Big Block V8’. 2nd edition preferably. Jackie Collins chapter on carburetors is fantastic.

  9. Bibliomancer Says:

    I’m disappointed. I was hoping the John Brunner recipe would be called “The Sheep Cook Up”

  10. fred Says:

    I’d like to claim Ellison’s recipe as my own just to see how long it takes him to sue me.
    And if one of the recipes doesn’t call for blue phallus I don’t know why one is on the cover.

  11. Ae7flux Says:

    I’m pretty sure I don’t want to know why “Mrs. Moorcock’s Famous Christmas Pudding” is so called.

  12. B. Chiclitz Says:

    Just so you know, this book isn’t merely original, it’s “VERY ORIGINAL.” That must account or the “And”; also perhaps the five distinct fonts on the cover.

  13. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    ‘Thomas M. Disch once tried to test me. I ate his liver and onions, with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. Fffffff!’

  14. Dorian Says:

    On second thoughts, I think the illustration shows what you look like after you’ve eaten some (any?) of the recipes.

  15. B. Chiclitz Says:

    Maybe if I could just have another little hit of that “Sailor Hash” I’d appreciate the “Striped Bass Fishballs” a bit more.

  16. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Recipes include:

    – William Gibson’s Neural Potato Chips

    – James Tiptree Jr’s Omelette That Men Don’t See

    – Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein Cake (made from parts of other cakes — WARNING: May rebel against its own creator)

    – Isaac Asimov’s The Last Quiche

    – Harlan Ellison’s Dangerous Chicken

  17. Tat Wood Says:

    I love the detail of EC Tubb making home-brew: if Earl Dumarest took time out from his swashbuckling to make elderflower wine and swap it with his neighbours, it’d make such a difference to his chances of finding Earth. But now I’m imagining him played by Richard Briers.

    @A.R.Yngwe: you know about the Tiptree Award for SF that challenges gender assumptions being financed by bake sales and a recipe book, ‘The Baking Men Don’t See”, right?

  18. Tom Hering Says:

    @ A.R. Yngve, I’ll play.

    Patrick Rothfuss’ “Name of the Wind” bean burritos.

  19. AMartyn Says:

    @ Adam Roberts: it took me a while to parse that weirdness too. I think it’s a continuation from the top of the page: “Edited by Anne McCaffrey And written by an assortment of science fiction writers recording their favourite recipes for posterity without any regard for the immediate consequences whatsoever…”

    Can’t say it makes a heck of a lot of sense in any case. Writing recipes down is not a particularly high watermark for recklessness.

  20. B. Chiclitz Says:

    @AMartyn—good parse. The blurb writer probably just offered up the copy and the layout person, who, it appears, not only has an unimpressive eye but is also illiterate, just broke it up according to some arcane sense of “design.”

    Of course, there’s plenty of blame to go around for this masterpiece. But hey, damn the consequences! These are recipes that play for keeps!!

  21. FèaröfMüsic Says:

    @Tag Wizard: There’s a face in that blue stuff there, but since I can not really tell what any of the ‘there’ is I don’t suppose it qualifies for ‘face tree’ tagging, does it?

  22. Lionrock Says:

    @A R Yngve @ Tom Hering I’m in too.

    Frank Herbert’s Middle Eastern Allegorical Spice Stew (4 servings – no wait it’s 5, no, 6 – and a starter knocked up by someone else)

    George R R Martin’s very very slow cooked meat feast.

    Philip K Dick’s Electric Lamb kebabs.

  23. The Tag Wizard Says:

    FöM – Maybe it’s a face … face? Shall we pop it in “floating head” for now, although, really, it could be doing anything, right, man?

  24. Chuffmunky Says:

    Looking at the cover, I’m guessing there’s probably a lot of mushroom based dishes.

  25. Jon Says:

    There’s also a “sequel”, if you will – “Serve It Forth”, edited by Anne McCaffrey and John Gregory Betancourt.

  26. anon Says:

    Real groin ivy
    Eddy bite Effem Cannacry
    and eat an assortment of the favorite candy of science fiction writers, who devise secret recipes, written in queer metrics, without any regard for thy big, enorm, posterior

  27. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Philip Jose Farmer’s A Fish Unknown
    Peter Watts’ Blindside Dish
    Carolyn Ives Gilman’s Dark Rarebit

  28. GSS ex-noob Says:

    My ex-roomie had the sequel. The cover was not this blobby. It was fairly entertaining. She made a couple recipes out of it, and they were pretty good.

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