Sep 14

Arrrrrr... I'm the only female pirate to wear make-up and have me own teeth!Click for full image

With books today, you know what people are too obsessed with? That’s right, art! Why not (and you are going to love this) just have a female model dressed up as a pirate, teasing a little as she holds her swords to her lofty chest. With the addition of a terrible font we’ll draw a completely accurate picture of how things were like in ‘ye olden days.’

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 7.78 out of 10)

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10 Responses to “Dagger-Star”

  1. CSA Says:

    Premise : What if pirates had lightsabers? (and a huge rack)

  2. SI Says:

    Lets not bring up laser swords here 😛

  3. Roses Says:

    I think she should watch the way she wields those swords, she managed to slice off the sleeves of her shirt, if she keeps it up she’ll end up with no clothes left on at all.

  4. CSA Says:

    Thats the only reason anyone would read it surely?
    I bet everything i have that she gets naked atleast 3 times in that book (in graphic detail)

    It’s pretty disapointing when the best review they have for the cover is “An author to watch”, attributed to someone who brought us this:–rmmrk%20011.jpg

    I cant imagine too many dudes reading that, and are busty women really what other women want to read about?

  5. little mi Says:

    Well CSA, I think that would depend on the women involved really…

    Anyway, I do think she might want to do up that bodice a bit better, having worn a few in my time and can assure her she’ll be having some unfortunate fall out if she goes around jumping out of ships in that shoddy state of undress. Really…the youth of today, can’t even lace a bodice properly!

  6. Roses Says:

    I followed the link.

    Surely that cover will soon be appearing on here soon.

    “The stirring conclusion to the Unicorn Trilogy”

    Given the two on the cover of said book, I’m surprised unicorns were anywhere to be seen – they have a thing for virgins.

  7. A.R.Yngve Says:

    “Officer, make sure you keep a firm eye on what foul stuff Charles Manson is writing in his cell, and that it doesn’t get out. He’s an author to watch.”

  8. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Photographed on the surface of a Y-class Brown Dwarf.

  9. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Surely it’s no coincidence that a cover with a pretty lady was followed the next day by ‘Servants of the Wank’?

  10. JuanPaul Says:

    I don’t think they’re light sabers. They are steel swords with thousands of tiny “ting” all over them.

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