Good Show Sir

Feb 02

Everyone is into wizards these days. Your friends, that strange shopkeeper next door who just stares at you, even your mother! Sorry… but who wouldn’t appreciate a mullet wielding wizard with a sexy open ripped shirt, kneeling next to a dragon in the midst of a spell? Teenagers? Well… mmm… uh… uh oh.

(Average: 6.53 out of 10)

Tagged with: Ace Books • dragon • dude • Lost Years of Merlin series • magic • merlin • Mike Wimmer • T.A. Barron • Tom Barron • Wizaaaaaaaard!

Jul 02

King Chondos’ Ride

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Ed Grimley, Action Hero Click for larger image

JuanPaul Comments: Party in the front, business in the back! It’s a reverse mullet!

Published 1982

(Average: 6.53 out of 10)

Tagged with: beard-wielding • bladed weapons • clouds • dude • glow • Haircut 100 • Kirk Reinert • old-timer • once you see it • Paul Edwin Zimmer • Playboy Paperbacks • ruins • sweet ride • The Dark Border Series • tights • waistcoat

Jun 13

The Last Recall

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Maybe if I cut this skirt slit higher he'll pay more attention to me? Click for larger image

Tom Noir Comments: “We must be on our guard, Daphne. This is a dangerous world.”

“Very well Charles, but tell me – do you smell chicken?”

Published 1991

(Average: 6.53 out of 10)

Tagged with: BEHIND YOU! • Charles Ingrid • damsel • DAW Books • dude • font problems • knife • moon • pole weapons • Rhondi A. Vilott Salsitz • rocket • scarf • strange creature • The Marked Man Series • Vincent Di Fate

Nov 22

New Writings in SF-14

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I want to read the story about the little harpy-guy Click to de-sheepen

Raoul Comments: In the future all dresses will be topless.
Published 1969

(Average: 6.53 out of 10)

Tagged with: astronaut • booties • Corgi Books • damsel • devil's dumplings • Domingo Santos • dude • James White • John Carnell • Josh Kirby • M. John Harrison • New Writings In SF series • Paul Corey • R.W. Mackelworth • strange creature • Sydney J. Bounds • Vincent King

Oct 31

Greatheart Silver

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Quoth the raven, 'WTF' Click for larger image

Check out the wraparound glory!

Crashing Vor Comments: Jim Baen Presents: Bette Midler?

Published 1982

(Average: 6.53 out of 10)

Tagged with: booties • damsel • dude • floating head • font problems • Howard Chaykin • Jim Baen: The Masterful Lord Himself • once you see it • Philip José Farmer • raven • space ship • Tor Books

Mar 04

Fire Dancer

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Our first date went well, 'til I got third degree burns. Click for full image

I’ve been on that Good Show Sir site and I know everything at the moment is about nipples! Here my friend we will defy convention. Cleavage but no nipples. Also, she’ll be kinda silver, jumping out of awful looking flames towards a star. Oh yeahhh, consider that convention defied!

(Average: 6.52 out of 10)

Tagged with: alien city • Ann Maxwell • cleavage • damsel • Elizabeth Lowell • fire • Orbit Books • planets • space

Jul 26

Greyland

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Another victim of demensia woke up not knowing where he was Click for full image

Frank McC comments: First I thought “wonder if that guy on the cover realizes how close he came to getting whacked upside the head by that rocket” and then I saw the “unimaginable demensions”.
Published 1972

(Average: 6.52 out of 10)

Tagged with: "a novel" • +1 Protection from Spelling • Belmont Books • Dave Van Arnam • giant • moon • once you see it • planets • portal to another world • rocket • space • space ships • space suit • Unknown Artist Institute