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Aug 07

It's not pretty doctor...she suffers from tinfoil-longarm-istus!Click for full UN-CS-LEWIS’ED image

Piper’s Art Direction: What do you mean a naked Terminator woman won’t do? Fine, add another woman in the background curled up in a ball and she HAS to be naked too. That, a broken egg and some kitchen tiles and I think we’re done here.
Published 1973

 

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 7.38 out of 10)
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23 Responses to “The Squares of the City”

  1. THX 1138 Says:

    Unleash the Susanne Sully-Bot 2000!

    Oh, and that prude C.S. Lewis is so censorious that he’s blocking the uncensored image as well.

  2. Smith Says:

    I presume the girl in the corner is in the naughty corner for breaking the Panorama Egg from a couple of days ago.

  3. admin Says:

    @THX 1138 – Thanks for pointing that out, fixed! But now we know you are one of the naughty ones! 😛

  4. L.B. Says:

    Okay, a story with this title cannot be that exciting. I mean, it’s about Squares. Pfui! 🙂

  5. David Cowie Says:

    But if these are the *squares* of the city, just think what the groovy hepcats must be like!

  6. Yoss Says:

    Yeah, these ladies aren’t that square. I can see some of their grooves.

  7. fred Says:

    Mr. Lewis doesn’t like circles.

  8. drlemaster Says:

    So I assume this book is Sarah Jessica Parker career retrospective.

  9. Jaouad Says:

    Don’t remember much of this one, except that (iirc) it’s mostly political satire. The artist took the ‘squares’ quite literally, I see. Certainly no naked ladies that I remember.

  10. Hep C Says:

    The silvery trail under the second lady’s bottom is quite alarming.

  11. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    The Squares of the Titty?

  12. Phil Says:

    The squares of the city are equal to the sum of the squares on the other two sides. By the way, your hypotenuse is showing.

  13. B. Chiclitz Says:

    If these are the Squares of the city, what do the Hipsters of the city look like?

  14. anon Says:

    @DSWBT: The Square on the Titty

  15. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Back cover quote:
    “We dare you to read the pulse-pounding ‘sulking naked on the kitchen floor’ chapter!”

  16. Tat Wood Says:

    As I recall, this was about a giant chess game. If the artist misheard ‘pawn’…

  17. B. Chiclitz Says:

    The Squares Look Up

  18. Tor Mented Says:

    The woman on the floor evidently lost the last battle and had to give up the silver chair. Sulking, she vowed not to speak until they were out of the silent planet, or at least until we have faces.

  19. Bruce A Munro Says:

    Alice began to suspect she really needed to bring her impulse buying under control. The “fixer-upper” sexbot, the invisible “fit for royalty” clothes, and now the giant Kinder Egg, which turned out to contain nothing but existential angst.

    GSS, @Tor Mented.

  20. fred Says:

    Mr Lewis (C.S.) should be replaced by Mr. Lewis (Huey).

  21. GSS ex-noob Says:

    That CSL head is oversized for what it’s covering. He wanted to make sure nobody got the faintest glimpse of devil’s dumplings. Did it hatch out of the egg?

    Or is floor woman in the naughty corner for breaking the egg (that was maybe going to make a giant omelette in the kitchen, for the Squares’ brunch), or for losing the giant ratite or dino that was in it, and must sit next to the evidence of her crime?

    @Tor, @fred: GSS!

  22. B. Chiclitz Says:

    “Yes, I’m sulking. I’m sick of her getting all the attention with that come-hither-C.S. Lewis-pose. She’s such a phony. You can see right through her.”

  23. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @BC: “Even eating the world’s largest hardboiled egg didn’t make me feel better. Chocolate had better come in squares in the city.”

    (GSS)

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