Oct 01
Draw a few dinosaurs and some people jet-packing around the planet. That way we have both words of the title covered. Though, concentrate on the title, huge black box, every word highlighted with something awesome. You don’t know what that means? For God’s sake man, like, put the word ‘Anne’ in an orange diamond shape. That’s the type of awesome I’m talking about!
October 1st, 2009 at 9:30 am
More filler really.
Fonts are just awful though 🙁
October 1st, 2009 at 10:34 am
I put my hand up to reading this.
Why is it that their space suits are in orange? What is it about orange space suits?
It hurts my eyes!
October 1st, 2009 at 12:40 pm
Anne sure does love her reptiles. Id thought of picking up one of her books when i was younger but i think that ship has sailed
Not everyone in space wears orange, Laurence wears a little pink suit with frills, but Anne last minute replaced his character with a Terradactyl. Her editor was aparently a homophobe… and a racist… it’s true, i read it on the internet. (or did i write it on the internet? im too confused now)
October 1st, 2009 at 2:27 pm
The Anne in the diamond shape is really terrible
The dinosaur looks more bemused then anything at the sudden arrival of of orange spacemen. Perhaps he too ponders the conundrum of the orange spacesuit.
October 1st, 2009 at 5:54 pm
Her early sci-fi is meh; the dragons of Pern are great until you get to the later books in the series and I stay away from anything she’s co-written.
October 7th, 2011 at 4:52 pm
Before you notice the slipstreams of the jetpacks you might think those spacemen are hang-gliding using pterodactyls, which makes this cover twice as awesome.
May 9th, 2013 at 7:38 am
Tag Wizard: More Tree Face! I swear! The tallest tree on the right, above the ferns. Is that not the head of someone wearing bear jammies with the ears and all?
Or maybe I should just lie down now and take it easy.
May 9th, 2013 at 9:43 am
M`COFFKEY DINOSAUR PLANET!
Must be a very special planet. No dinosaur like that ever roamed Earth.
Not even sure it’s a dinosaur. Its head looks a bit doggish. It also appears to have whiskers.
May 10th, 2013 at 2:12 pm
So is she the author of immortal books about dragons or the author of books about immortal dragons? Either way, more of a shelf life than we really need.
I love these clunker sentences. They make my brain flicker.
November 23rd, 2014 at 1:23 am
If the blurb read, ‘By the immortal dragon of the book’s author’, I would stop at NOTHING to buy a copy!
October 22nd, 2018 at 12:27 pm
Lunch has arrived!
October 28th, 2018 at 6:12 am
Apparently the fact that the planet has dinosaurs on it is the books’s OMG SHOCKING TWIST, so naturally it’s in the title.
May 20th, 2020 at 8:37 am
“By the author of the immortal DRAGON books”…
Q: What makes a book “immortal”?
A: That depends on what you mean.
In the physical sense, if the book is printed on durable material, like stone tablets or gold plates.
In the metaphorical sense, a book tends to be read forever if it contains some really shitty ideas that refuse to die – like “vaccination causes autism” or “a religious minority is to blame for all problems”…