Feb 24

Daneil IX didn't make it...Click for full image

Dead Stuff With Big Teeth’s Art Direction: We haven’t any more time to spend on your ‘drawing the main character’ rubbish, there are 117 layers of rainbow-coloured lacquer to slap on the cover before we put it to bed!
Published 2011

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 7.10 out of 10)

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16 Responses to “Daniel X: Demons and Druids”

  1. THX 1138 Says:

    That Adam Sandler will do anything for a cheap laugh.

  2. Perry Armstrong Says:

    How can one boy extinguish the ultimate extraterrestrial fire starter?


  3. fred Says:

    Four x’s shy of a X x’s front cover.

  4. B. Chiclitz Says:

    This is what happens when you let children make too many choices. Plus they’ve been finger painting all over Stonehenge again.

  5. Tat Wood Says:

    London’s burning – quick, head for Stonehenge to put it out. With lightning-bolts.

  6. Bibliomancer Says:

    The ultimate extraterrestrial fire starter?

    You mean this guy?

  7. anon Says:

    “Prepare for.. Lightningcrotch!”

  8. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    @B’mancer: no…These guys.

  9. A.R.Yngve Says:

    “ThunderBiebers are GO!!”

  10. A.R.Yngve Says:

    “Can one boy…”
    Just NO.

  11. Anna T. Says:

    Is that Cthulhu’s cousin back there?

  12. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    London burning to the faraway towns
    Now war is declared and druid come down
    London burning to the underworld
    Come out of the Stonehenge, you boys and girls
    London burning, now don’t look behind
    Phony Children’s Choice award has bitten the dust
    London burning, see we ain’t got no swing
    ‘Cept for the shine of that rainbow thing

    With apologies to The Clash.

  13. Perry Armstrong Says:

    @Anna T: Cthulhu’s cousin reminds me of this guy:

  14. anon Says:

    America’s burning!
    Can one man extinguish the ultimate racist firestarters?
    Malcolm X: Justice and equality

  15. Anna T. Says:

    @Perry Armstrong: Crazy Prison Warden with Chronic Eye Twitch? Yeah, the guy in the background could be his cousin as well.

  16. anon Says:

    Dax Nile
    Can lonely firestarter Dax Nile burn his extreme anguish on “Ur a bitter otter tit” song?
    * Fat Ray Chen’s Horde: Eat Hohu licorice! *
    Mare Tasta and saddle-sore man J.P.

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