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Apr 05

Dennis the Psionic MenaceClick for full image

Bibliomancer Comments: You WILL suit up and join our Psionic Barbershop Quartet!

Published 1963

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 7.00 out of 10)
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25 Responses to “The Psionic Menace”

  1. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    ‘No soup for YOU, Earthling!’

  2. Bibliomancer Says:

    A Communipath, an Angry Esper and a Psionic Menace walk into a bar. The bartender says: Mind your own business!

  3. SI Says:

    “Originally, we were all making batman costumes but ran out of material.”

  4. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    The Sticky Oop Spines from beyond the galactic frontier

  5. B. Chiclitz Says:

    @B’Mancer—A Communipath, an Angry Esper and a Psionic Menace walk into a bar. The bartender says: Mind your own business!
    To which they reply: We knew you were going to say that!

  6. Tom Noir Says:

    …and that’s how baby Darth Vaders are made!

  7. THX 1138 Says:

    “I’m crushing your head!”

  8. B. Chiclitz Says:

    Okay, Bob, trust us, this dental work will go a lot easier if you just relax and take the gas.

  9. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    @B’mancer, BC: I can’t hardly wait to hear how you work the ten inch pianist into the joke. 🙂

  10. Bibliomancer Says:

    An Angry Esper and a Psionic Menace walk into a bar. The bartender says: Pair-a-psychologists!

  11. fred Says:

    Dude, relax and be thankful this book was printed way before the alien abductee anal probe trope.

  12. B. Chiclitz Says:

    @DSWBT—I’m working on the one about the little head.

  13. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    @fred: how do you think they got those big brown streaks in front of their pointy spines??? 😐

  14. Anna T. Says:

    @Tom Noir: Good one.

    I wonder, about those spikes behind their heads . . . are they intended for use as weapons so these jawless menaces can stab people by headbutting them?

  15. Tat Wood Says:

    It being an Ace Double, there are probably a few of you wondering what was on the A-side. It was the start of Delany’s ‘Fall of the Towers’ trilogy. http://people.uncw.edu/smithms/F-series/F-199.jpg

  16. Tat Wood Says:

    “No, no, I’ll never watch your walk-through video of ‘Horace Goes Skiing’!”

  17. Ikari Gendo Says:

    The first rule of Psionic Fight Club is: You do not think about Psionic Fight Club.

  18. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    @Ikari: DAMMIT! I’m out.

  19. Bibliomancer Says:

    @Ikari Gendo – Good Show Sir!

  20. A.R.Yngve Says:

    This thread is comedy gold! Good show, Sirs.
    😀

  21. A.R.Yngve Says:

    “Whaddya mean you didn’t understand our S.O.S. from beyond the galactic frontier? Don’t you know Morse code? You Earthlings are stupid! STUPID!!”

  22. A.R.Yngve Says:

    “THIS hand is for removing dandruff… my OTHER hand is the probe!”

  23. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    The SOS from beyond South Central Los Angeles

    THE PSIONIC MENACE 2 SOCIETY

  24. Bibliomancer Says:

    The Si-onic Menace

  25. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    The S.O.S. from beyond Unknown Artist Institute:

    THE PSTUPID ARTWORK

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