@B’mancer: That looks rather a bit like HR Giger with a Ricardo Montalban wig. So maybe he’s wondering where the proboscis is on the graham crackers and why the marsh-mallows aren’t turning into snakes.
If Zathras drops the red-hot sword in battle he will be killed. If Zathras doesn’t fuse the tip back on and have a sword, he will also be killed,.Either way it is bad for Zathras.
@ Anna T.: Well, if he’s German he probably grew up with everyone saying ‘don’t mention the War’, which must have made him curious about the whole Wagner thing and Siegfried.
That thing in his right hand, it’s a condom isn’t it? And since it’s glowing it contains magical semen, right? Also, I’m extremely happy to report that I have no idea where I’m going with this.
What I see is a German-descended elf born on a planet called “Rome” now meditating with the aid of the Spear of Electromagnetism and a radioactive Clovis point. Just about covers the data, I think.
April 26th, 2016 at 11:49 am
A Viagra advert waiting to happen.
April 26th, 2016 at 12:06 pm
Orlando Bloom contemplates the ravages of age.
April 26th, 2016 at 1:06 pm
If it’s got pointy ears it isn’t Roman, it’s Romulan.
April 26th, 2016 at 1:19 pm
Something went terribly wrong with his S’mores.
April 26th, 2016 at 1:56 pm
@B’mancer: That looks rather a bit like HR Giger with a Ricardo Montalban wig. So maybe he’s wondering where the proboscis is on the graham crackers and why the marsh-mallows aren’t turning into snakes.
April 26th, 2016 at 3:45 pm
If Zathras drops the red-hot sword in battle he will be killed. If Zathras doesn’t fuse the tip back on and have a sword, he will also be killed,.Either way it is bad for Zathras.
April 26th, 2016 at 4:15 pm
@Tat: that sounds like the setup for a surprisingly good remake of that famed Keanu Reeves production Speed.
April 26th, 2016 at 5:27 pm
Point one: We all know the cover artist clearly took some inspiration from a certain famous fantasy saga.
Point the second: Is that guy’s spear on fire, or something?
April 26th, 2016 at 5:48 pm
@ Anna T.: Well, if he’s German he probably grew up with everyone saying ‘don’t mention the War’, which must have made him curious about the whole Wagner thing and Siegfried.
April 27th, 2016 at 3:38 am
That thing in his right hand, it’s a condom isn’t it? And since it’s glowing it contains magical semen, right? Also, I’m extremely happy to report that I have no idea where I’m going with this.
April 27th, 2016 at 10:34 pm
It’s always unfortunate when a German book title begins with the word “Sieg…”
(Too soon?)
April 28th, 2016 at 4:12 am
What I see is a German-descended elf born on a planet called “Rome” now meditating with the aid of the Spear of Electromagnetism and a radioactive Clovis point. Just about covers the data, I think.
April 29th, 2016 at 12:25 am
The author doesn’t list it on his home page.
April 29th, 2016 at 5:44 pm
Speaking of Das Font Probleme, is that an umlaut on the O or an unterlaut on the E?
December 7th, 2016 at 11:37 pm
Obviously lifted from Frank Millers graphic novel of The Silmarillion 🙂
December 11th, 2016 at 11:59 am
You mean the one that starts like this?:
“I love orcs. No matter what you do to them, you don’t feel bad.”
December 11th, 2016 at 2:40 pm
@A.R.Yngve: Oh good show sir! Well played indeed! (Dons Top Hat and White Gloves, stands and politely applauds).
December 11th, 2016 at 10:44 pm
*dons formal gown, long gloves, and curtseys @AR Yngve*