May 05

My friend, you are obviously suffering from an anal probe fixation.Click for full image

JuanPaul Comments: Who knew that the upturned palm, universal symbol of intelligent discourse, also applied to molluscs. You, sir artist, are a master.

Published 1985

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 7.50 out of 10)

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16 Responses to “The Remaking of Sigmund Freud”

  1. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Once again Freud brings new meaning to the word ‘fishmonger’.

  2. Bibliomancer Says:

    “You must read my important paper: The Ego and the Squid

  3. Perry Armstrong Says:

    Typical bloody remake – way too much CGI.

  4. fred Says:

    Sometimes a cover with Sigmund Freud and a squid alien is just a cover with Sigmund Freud and a squid alien.

  5. THX 1138 Says:

    “Gimme 5! Ay! Up high! Down low – too slow!”

  6. Ray P Says:

    “When did you first feel this attraction to Japanese schoolgirls?”

  7. misterbob Says:

    “When did you first feel this attraction to AMSTRAD computers ? “

  8. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    ‘Release the kraken!’ has now become ‘Release your feelings, kraken!’

  9. B. Chiclitz Says:

    Ach! This one is even weirder than that Wolf Man guy I saw last week. All right Mr. Squid, and what did you feel when you saw your parents together on the sea bed?”

  10. Tat Wood Says:

    “Raark! Polly shouldn’t be!’

  11. Anna T. Says:

    Freud: All your troubles stem from the fact that, deep down inside, you’re obsessed with sex.
    Squid Alien: . . . Can I get a second opinion?

  12. Ray P Says:

    “My parent was a hermaphrodite, doc. How does the Oedipus complex apply?”

  13. SI Says:

    Well this isn’t my usual sex with mother dream, ah well time for me to get naked.

  14. HappyBookworm Says:

    @Bibliomancer – Nice one.

    Honestly, If Freud’s work had been about rational conversations with sentient, mutant squid instead of about overconfident, subjective dream analysis I think it would have made for an improvement for subsequent literary critics everywhere. My opinion, anyhow.

  15. Francis Boyle Says:

    I was blissfully unaware that the word ‘alienist’ had an old meaning.

  16. A.R.Yngve Says:

    “Doctor, why do I keep having these nightmares about being dropped into a cabinet filled with crushed ice and a sign that says ‘Today’s Catch’?”

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