May 04

I'LL GET THAT SPIDER OFF YOU!!!Click for full image

Perry Comments: Drill Baby, Drill!
Published 1987

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 6.29 out of 10)

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24 Responses to “Thousandstar”

  1. THX 1138 Says:

    Allowing a woman into The Blue Man Group was a BIG mistake.

  2. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    If it’s an energy weapon, surely you don’t need a lot of inertia to slice off his head! Why is she rearing up to strike then?

  3. Tom Noir Says:

    This series is just one big cluster.

  4. Mark E Says:

    What do thousands tar?

  5. Mark E Says:

    Or maybe it is written in some sort of country bumpkin dialect?
    “I don’t know where thous is going. Thous and star need to get home to mother”

    Kind of thing.

  6. fred Says:

    Mr Richard Feder from Ft. Lee, NJ writes, “Dear Roseanne Roseannadanna, How come Princess Leia never had a light saber?”

  7. Perry Armstrong Says:

    “Piers Anthony’s Cluster Series” sounds like a particularly unpleasant diagnosis.

  8. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    She has an iPhone on her thigh.

  9. B. Chiclitz Says:

    His thought balloon:
    And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
    The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Oops!

  10. B. Chiclitz Says:

    @ Bibliomancer—She seems to have the same wide thigh issues as Mrs. Godman.

    Plus there seems to be a cellphone embedded in her left leg.

  11. B. Chiclitz Says:

    The new boffo sci-fi “On the Galactic Road” buddy movie:

    Thous and Star

    She’s out to vaporize the universe!
    He just likes to play dead!

    Coming soon to an interplanetary theater near you

  12. Ray P Says:

    Perhaps the chap spread-eagled on the ground made one remark too many about her thighs.

  13. JuanPaul Says:

    You’re turning violet, Violet!

  14. Tat Wood Says:

    Smurfette goes over to the dark side.

  15. B. Chiclitz Says:

    Appy Polly Loggies, DSWBT—you beat me to the cell phone meme, but in truth your blurb wasn’t visible when I posted. Great minds (or at least some minds) and all that . . . 😉

  16. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    The funny thing is, that’s supposed to be Peter Dutton on the ground.

  17. Bibliomancer Says:

    I’m confused. Who is the author? Is this a book written by Piers Anthony? Or is this anonymous Fan Fic that takes place in the Pier’s Anthony Cluster Series?

  18. Bibliomancer Says:


  19. Tat Wood Says:

    The ‘adult’ version of ‘Star vs the Forces of Evil’ wasn’t such a smart move.

  20. Anna T. Says:

    Why does she have a lightsaber-chainsaw? Because in all honesty, it doesn’t look very practical.

  21. Ray P Says:

    How can it fit in her handbag? Clearly a lady needs something bijoux for those unexpected decapitations.

  22. JuanPaul Says:

    It’s not a weapon, it’s a tiny spaceship trying make an escape. She’s still going to use it to kill that guy, but definitely not a weapon.

  23. HappyBookworm Says:

    No matter what you’re doing, something with 1000 star-power seems overkill. Certainly looks it. Why, BlueGirl could probably cut down that whole fungus/pink-puffball tree in one swipe.

  24. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Those are some seriously long arms!

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