Red Boy Racer has two machine gun emplacements, one on either side of the Epic Hoovermobile’s cockpit, and still he insists on using The World’s Tiniest Crossbow for his drive-by shootings and/or menacings.
Meanwhile the knight in shining armor is somehow armed with a model 1911? Ok then, world of mismatched and inappropriate weaponry.
@Ryan: well-spotted. Since the knight’s mighty steed is fairly unfazed by the Hoovermobile, and he’s got both the gun and the armor, my money’s on him in this confrontation.
July 4th, 2016 at 10:52 am
When keeping up with the Joneses gets waaay out of hand.
July 4th, 2016 at 11:09 am
There are some SERIOUS perspective problems with that crossbow.
July 4th, 2016 at 11:55 am
You get my Grey Poupon over my dead body.
And The Rebel of Rhada brings the awesome.
http://www.lwcurrey.com/pictures/149197.jpg
July 4th, 2016 at 12:11 pm
@fred: FANGED POMPADOUR DOG-FOOT HORSEY. Someone must submit that, and with all due speed.
July 4th, 2016 at 12:37 pm
THE NAVIGATOB OF BHADA?
July 4th, 2016 at 12:59 pm
The “battlefield of stars” looks more like the city park.
July 4th, 2016 at 3:03 pm
This looks like a very mismatched drag race – so long as the boy-racer in the red hoover-nozzle doesn’t plough straight into the ground.
July 4th, 2016 at 3:27 pm
“Sir, nobody is afraid of your tiny crossbow.”
July 4th, 2016 at 10:50 pm
Now I want a crossbowman attachment for my hand vac too.
July 5th, 2016 at 4:35 am
Know what I thought when I first glanced at that horse?
Unicorns!
January 30th, 2020 at 6:01 am
Red Boy Racer has two machine gun emplacements, one on either side of the Epic Hoovermobile’s cockpit, and still he insists on using The World’s Tiniest Crossbow for his drive-by shootings and/or menacings.
Meanwhile the knight in shining armor is somehow armed with a model 1911? Ok then, world of mismatched and inappropriate weaponry.
January 31st, 2020 at 12:39 am
Eventually, the BBC found the right Fleetwood Mac track to use for Formula 1 coverage. The trial runs with ‘Rhiannon’ weren’t broadcast…
January 31st, 2020 at 2:34 am
@Ryan: well-spotted. Since the knight’s mighty steed is fairly unfazed by the Hoovermobile, and he’s got both the gun and the armor, my money’s on him in this confrontation.
January 10th, 2022 at 8:34 am
Amazon Studios’ 1-billion-dollar remake of THE ROAD WARRIOR was the flop of the year.