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Jul 20

Cast the Remove Sheep Spell!

Good Show Sir Comments: Sequel to Holes of Glory

Published 1981

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 5.79 out of 10)
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18 Responses to “Hands of Glory”

  1. Bibliomancer Says:

    There’s a whole lot of cover art plagiarism going on this week.

  2. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    ‘He who controls the Space Sheep controls the Universe!’

    @B’mancer: ah, but in German, Jaan Kangilaski translates as ‘John Sinclair’! 😉

  3. Francis Boyle Says:

    She quite the hoofer, isn’t she?

  4. Bibliomancer Says:

    Looks like she’s pointing out her g-spot.

    @DSWBT – And Geisterjäger translates as Ghostbuster!

  5. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    The Hands of Glory summon a Familiar Spirit. But a bit bigger.

  6. fred Says:

    The summoning scene from The Three Amigos is still better, unless she has a Singing Bush, then it’s a toss up.

  7. B. Chiclitz Says:

    My, my those are perky little things, no? I mean the hooves, of course.

    Also, @fred, is that “singing bush” or “singeing bush”? I seem to detect evidence of both on the cover.

  8. Tat Wood Says:

    Ginger Conquistador seems oddly transfixed by her hair. Has he not spotted that she’s got hooves yet?

    Her posture seems to suggest that she’s dancing to ‘Prince Charming’ by Adam and the Ants.

  9. THX 1138 Says:

    Put ’em together and what have you got? Bibbity bobbity boobs.

  10. Anna T. Says:

    I definitely see a summoning going on, but they certainly aren’t summoning a sword . . .

  11. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    GAMS OF GLORY

  12. JuanPaul Says:

    “It comes, it sees…it gets creeped out and leaves.”

  13. Bibliomancer Says:

    Looks like Maester Pycelle has a Space Sheep puppet on his right hand.

  14. THX 1138 Says:

    Are we sure this isn’t a card from Feet Are Difficult To Draw: Top Trumps? If not, I smell a GSS merchandising opportunity.

  15. Al G. Says:

    Get yer stinkin’ hands of glory off of me, you damn, dirty priest!

  16. B. Chiclitz Says:

    FETLOCKS OF FURY

  17. L.B. Says:

    Jazz-hands of glory!
    Sheep-head of propriety!

  18. A. R. Yngve Says:

    So THIS is the cover that sparked the Satanic Panic of the 1980s.

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