Nov 15
Click for full imageTom Noir Comments: Good god man, you’re under attack by a four-armed giant! This is hardly the time for rubbing fun bits!
Published 1969
(Average: 8.19 out of 10)
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Tom Noir Comments: Good god man, you’re under attack by a four-armed giant! This is hardly the time for rubbing fun bits!
Published 1969
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November 15th, 2016 at 2:08 pm
Kali On Camping?
November 15th, 2016 at 2:08 pm
I know you want this rated a “10” Tom Noir. But you don’t have to be so obvious.
November 15th, 2016 at 2:25 pm
hE wAs WhOle, unModifIeD—aNd tHEreFore iLLiteRatE . . .
November 15th, 2016 at 2:25 pm
I think the giant is molting.
November 15th, 2016 at 2:26 pm
What’s up with that “A” in the title? Not a font problem?
November 15th, 2016 at 3:05 pm
He looks remarkably unwhale like for an unModified whale.
November 15th, 2016 at 4:05 pm
It looks like the artist was trying to replicate an old, cheesy B-movie poster with cut-outs from equally old magazines, and this was the unfortunate result.
Also, the giant is clearly the victim of a mad scientist – I mean, just look at his arms! You have to wonder what unfortunate gorillas “donated” their arms to SCIENCE! for this questionable purpose. Hang on . . .
Is Dr. Moreau about?
November 15th, 2016 at 4:06 pm
That giant knew they were coming. Four-armed is forewarned and all that.
November 15th, 2016 at 4:08 pm
@Bibliomancer: no no, I was rating the giant! Look at those four strapping, grasping limbs… mmmm
November 15th, 2016 at 5:20 pm
Just sitting here thinking about how much this guy has to spend on deodorant . . .
November 15th, 2016 at 5:28 pm
Four-armed Jesus appears to be tossing snack cakes in his search efforts.
November 15th, 2016 at 7:11 pm
If he’s chucking loaves and fish he’ll have a plentiful supply.
November 15th, 2016 at 7:51 pm
LIGHT A LAST CANDLE is so jam-packed with so many rich ideas, so many new concepts, so many differing cultures, layer on layer, that in the hands of a less terse writer its material might have encomapssed several novels.
Terse, mind. Not good. Terse. Hemingway, James, Salinger were ‘good’. Vincent King is ‘terse’.
November 16th, 2016 at 12:21 am
Somebody out of frame is lobbing rocks to the giant.
November 16th, 2016 at 1:17 am
Wait, maybe they’ve gone back in time to the Devonian and those are the fruiting bodies of Prototaxites.
(Actually, I just found where I’d linked to that video, and I wanted to share. 🙂 )
November 16th, 2016 at 4:50 am
“Damn! I’m running short of rocks floating low enough to reach!”
November 17th, 2016 at 1:22 am
@DeadStuffWithQuitelovelyTeeth..Damn you and your fruiting, man! It made me realize that all those plants look like Gummi treats. Chewy lovely fruit snacks. And now I’ll likely put myself into a fructose coma devouring bag after bag in search of the rare ‘mystery flavored’ four arm mutant giant man Gummi.
Perhaps I’ll just go with Swedish Fish
November 17th, 2016 at 1:27 am
@FöM: my sister was bitten by a fish, once. No, really!
November 17th, 2016 at 10:55 am
The scribbled message “ID” is clearly trying to tell us something about the subtext of this cover.
November 17th, 2016 at 4:38 pm
More imaginative than Stranger in a strange land.
November 18th, 2016 at 8:29 pm
DSWBT: I hear fish bites can be pretti nasti.
(I’m so ashamed, and yet… not)
November 18th, 2016 at 8:35 pm
@A.R.Yngve – The “NOT RETURNABLE” stamp speaks volumes.
November 21st, 2016 at 3:43 am
@Anna T. “Victim”? If the blurb is anything to go by* this book depicts a future society where having gorilla arms grafted onto one’s torso is quite the done thing!
*Which it may not be, of course
November 22nd, 2016 at 1:42 pm
Note the tiny, feeble, half-hearted “ORIGINAL” tag in the upper right corner… now that’s a self-defeating trick if I ever saw one.