Dec 19

So, we place the hotel over there, just beside the left cheek!Click for slightly larger image

Joachim Comments: Yes, there’s a rainbow coming out of its….
Published 1979

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.82 out of 10)

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20 Responses to “This Sentient Earth”

  1. THX 1138 Says:

    Precisely why I preferred Play School.

  2. Bibliomancer Says:

    Alternate Title: The Sheep Give Up

  3. L.B. Says:

    Someday we’ll find it; the rainbow defecation. The cover, the gross-out, why me?

  4. Bibliomancer Says:

    Alternate Title: Moon Over Miami

  5. Tom Noir Says:

    The end of the world is gonna be way worse than we thought.

  6. Anna T. Says:

    I had no idea earth elementals could poop rainbows – you’d think given the circumstances that only air elementals are capable of that – although, now I think of it, air elementals would be more graceful when rainbow-making.

    Another thing – are the elementals the planet’s children, and is that why it’s called sentient?

  7. Tom Hering Says:

    Turd People got no reason to live. Turd People got nobody to love.

  8. SI Says:

    That moment you accidentally get chilli on your thing… gotta waterfall that for a while!

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  10. fred Says:

    Would that Galactus appear to eat this cover. Please.

  11. Tat Wood Says:

    This works on a definition of ‘sentient’ that’s very like ‘sleepover’. Will Earth toast marshmallows and watch teen romcoms?

  12. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Why people become geologists. 😐

  13. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Next to Rainbuggery, there’s an elemental that looks like a baby in the foetal position. Posterior to the baby, there’s what seems to be an adult lady with her legs spread wide apart, as though recently in parturition. There’s not enough emojis on Earth to express the repulsion I feel…

  14. JuanPaul Says:

    I bet that I could make up any crazy prophecy and at some point over the course of 5 billion years, an event will happen that will appear to fullfill it somewhat.

  15. B. Chiclitz Says:

    The totally blissed out guy at the top looks like he’s just found the plate tectonic switch that activates the “vibrating continent” feature.

  16. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    After five billion years, the prophecy was fulfilled – and the planet came alive humbly, apologetically, and promising to make immediate reparation!


  17. Ikari Gendo Says:

    There has to be a “Huge tracts of land” joke in here somewhere.

  18. GSS noob Says:

    Dear sweet baby jebus, save us from this.


    In better news, I just returned home from the store and noticed that 3 doors down there was a very hirstute elderly gent in the yard.

    But I didn’t think of him in those words.

    I thought “Beard-wielding. WIZAAAAAARD!”

    (Honestly; Alan Moore minus 97% of the crazy.)

    I haven’t been here long, but obviously I have been successfully assimilated.

    Good Show Sir!

  19. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    @GSS noob: phenomenal! Please change your moniker to GSS Saint, or GSS Angel, or Julie London, or some such at your very earliest convenience.

  20. GSS noob Says:

    @DSWBT: gosh! I’ll have to think on it. There’s always the magic word “Julie Andrews”!

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