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Good Show Sir Comments: Baby got Back … to the Stone Age!

Published 2003

Thanks to Jorge for sending this in!

You might remember this from here.

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.69 out of 10)

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29 Responses to “En el Centro de la Tierra”

  1. THX 1138 Says:

    “Tickle fight!!!”

  2. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    That Mahar looks like a caricature of someone, but I can’t put my finger on whom…

  3. fred Says:

    This must be from the viewpoint of an in-need-of-rescuing Doug McClure.

  4. Bibliomancer Says:

    She’s pissed about the wedgie the creature just gave her.

  5. B. Chiclitz Says:

    White Cliffs of Dover?

  6. Michael Toland Says:

    It looks like the androgynous ass is confronting Sauron, who wandered over from Marvel Comics’ Savage Land.

  7. A.R.Yngve Says:

    I’m torn — on the one hand, that goofy monster grin is hilarious…

    On the other hand, I admit a grudging respect for a cover that just screams “MADE YOU LOOK, DIDN’T WE? WE’LL BE AS IN-YOUR-FACE AS IT TAKES TO BE NOTICED!!”

  8. Raoul Says:

    @ARY – That is marketing genius at Rio Henares

  9. Tom Noir Says:

    The angle of the image and the position of her fingers suggests a gunslinger in an old western about to draw on their opponent. Unfortunately, Ms. Bikiini Bottom has forgotten her six-shooter. My guess is at the climactic moment she will instead adjust her loincloth.

  10. Francis Boyle Says:

    I know this one. It’s where the hero dresses up as a damsel to lure the dragon into a false sense of security.

  11. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    En El Centro del Trasero

  12. Tat Wood Says:

    @Fred: you mean this? I thought it was more like this:

    (Ten years since I first saw the clips in this format, I finally get a chance to use them).

  13. B. Chiclitz Says:

    Good one, but En El Centro Del Culo scans better. 😀

  14. Anna T. Says:

    I think she’s trying to . . . seduce the dragon?

    Which is a terrible idea, by the way. I mean, it does want her flesh, but more as a light snack than anything else.

  15. Tom Noir Says:

    Bah, everyone knows if you want to seduce a dragon you need to dress a little classier.

  16. B. Chiclitz Says:

    @Tom Noir—This one might be wearing Pradas, but we can’t tell because unfortunately we have yet another artist who skipped the “How to Draw Feet Real Good” class at the Unknown Artist’s Institute. We also can’t tell if we have a “blonde” or a “blond” here.

  17. Bibliomancer Says:

    @BC – He can’t draw feet, but you can bet he got an “A” in Ass Class.

  18. fred Says:

    @ Tat Wood – Doug is the man. The Errol Flynn of the 70’s. Either she paints her fingernails black or WTF girl get a nail file and clean those gross things.

  19. fred Says:

    Tarzan and whatever the hell that is appear to be entranced by the view.

  20. Tom Noir Says:

    googles where do i sign up for ass class

  21. B. Chiclitz Says:

    @Tom Noir—A cheeky request, but I think this is what you might be seeking.

  22. Raoul Says:

    Fascinating what you discover googling ass class.

  23. THX 1138 Says:

    Is this the bit in the film where the music goes “Bum, bum, BUM!”?

    Also, no way is that Mr McClure’s arse. If it was, we wouldn’t be able to see the flying lizard.

  24. JuanPaul Says:

    I believe that is the end of a mighty wizard beard dangling between her legs.

  25. Tor Mented Says:

    Journey to the Center of the Twerk.

  26. Tag Wizard Says:

    @fred – That cover is GSS-worthy. 10 stars.

    @Tor – Nice one. Good Show Sir!

  27. GSS ex-noob Says:

    Lot of skin visible here during Burroughs Week at GSS.

    I’d also give this individual a chance of being “hunkbutt”. That is one androgynous posterior.

    Whoever s/he is, their hands and fingers are very long and odd — is there a tag for that?

    However, I’m delighted that there’s a “surprised dinosaur” tag. Perhaps it’s confused that there’s such a scantily-clad sexually ambiguous human with arachnodactyly there.

  28. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    [email protected]: of course! Sir Edward Heath. I knew it would come to me eventually.

  29. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @DSWBAllegations: if it was him, the person here is safe if they’re a damsel.

    Which we’re still not sure of.

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