Weird pecs, weird abs, incredibly weird whatever’s between the two, odd knees.
This is another of the Tar-sham and Doc Faux books, isn’t it? Ewww.
Am tempted to answer the cover question with D) All of the above.
@Raoul (2): Also taken: Lord of the Dance.
@THX (5): No nekkid babe on the cover, can’t be Dick Blade. The build is very weird, and it doesn’t look like the loincloth is concealing something of the size of Blade’s, er, blade.
@Tat(9): His apron’s not big enough, and has no Mystic Symbols.
Is that loincloth backless, and is the knife without a sheath? Yikes. Ow.
January 8th, 2018 at 10:14 am
The call of the wild: “Oah-ah-ah-ah-aaaaout of copyright!”
January 8th, 2018 at 10:41 am
“Well, Lord of the Jungle, Lord of the Rings, and Lord of the Flies were already taken. So I had to settle for Lord of the Trees.”
January 8th, 2018 at 1:38 pm
Yup, if Bruce Wayne grew up as Tarzan he would still be dark and broody.
January 8th, 2018 at 1:50 pm
Other cover, Farmer doubled himself.
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4b/c8/9e/4bc89e6861de21e75e9bfcdccbe40e1b.jpg
January 8th, 2018 at 1:51 pm
Are we sure that’s not Dickie Blade – in a backless loincloth?
January 8th, 2018 at 2:27 pm
Oooh, I love twenty questions!
“Okay, are you a man?” “No.”
“Are you a beast?” “No.”
“Are you a puppet of the world’s oldest conspiracy?” “Dammit.”
January 8th, 2018 at 3:44 pm
Nice to see the “weird pecs” tag so skillfully deployed. His torso kind of looks like a Ninja-turtle face (with the man-nips as eyes).
January 8th, 2018 at 3:45 pm
Lord of the Fleas.
January 8th, 2018 at 4:14 pm
The World’s Oldest Conspiracy? Global Warming’s a myth and we’re still in the ice-age, all the mammoths have been hidden by Freemasons.
(It fits – he’s got an apron and no trousers. And everyone knows jungles don’t exist, Uganda’s all tundra.)
January 8th, 2018 at 5:46 pm
It looks like he just ate some bad berries.
January 8th, 2018 at 8:25 pm
Oh, Lordie.
@THX – If this is a Dick Blade book we could retitle it Jeffrey Lord of the Trees
January 8th, 2018 at 8:26 pm
I just looked at fred’s link (thanks for posting it):
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4b/c8/9e/4bc89e6861de21e75e9bfcdccbe40e1b.jpg
We have a Tar-sham tag, but what do we call a fake Doc Savage?
Not Savage? Ad Hoc Savage? Knock-off Savage?
January 8th, 2018 at 8:40 pm
@ Tor: Doc Stroppy – Man of Spelter
January 8th, 2018 at 9:01 pm
@Tor M—
what do we call a fake Doc Savage?
Er, Doc Savage?
January 9th, 2018 at 1:12 am
Weird pecs, weird abs, incredibly weird whatever’s between the two, odd knees.
This is another of the Tar-sham and Doc Faux books, isn’t it? Ewww.
Am tempted to answer the cover question with D) All of the above.
@Raoul (2): Also taken: Lord of the Dance.
@THX (5): No nekkid babe on the cover, can’t be Dick Blade. The build is very weird, and it doesn’t look like the loincloth is concealing something of the size of Blade’s, er, blade.
@Tat(9): His apron’s not big enough, and has no Mystic Symbols.
Is that loincloth backless, and is the knife without a sheath? Yikes. Ow.
Good to have new content again.
January 9th, 2018 at 2:12 am
If marionettes are included in the puppet category then he’s a puppet.
January 9th, 2018 at 9:04 pm
That’s an . . . interesting . . . set of chest muscles.
January 11th, 2018 at 3:58 am
D: all of the above.
January 12th, 2018 at 9:23 am
Greenpeace needs a better spokesperson.