Will your anchor hold in the storms of life?
Will a dolphin do when you want a wife?
When the strong tides lift, and the cables strain,
Will electric halos start to fry your brain?
Hey! I thought this was another one of my submissions that had vanished into the ether. Glad to see that even a giant anchor couldn’t keep it from resurfacing.
@Tor (9): Crucifixion PLUS electrocution. Zany chaos doubled!
Is this worthy of the WTF tag? It’s more than worthy of “weird pecs”. I can’t figure out how the prepubescent girl boobs go with the visible ribs, nor how either go with the overdeveloped lower arms. Seriously, that down just below the elbow is absolutely Popeye arms, which at least goes with the nautical theme? Can’t figure out the clothing either.
His expression is like that Don Martin strip where a man is struck down by a safe dropped from a skyscraper, then has his tongue rolled out across the street where it’s trampled by a military parade plus a pogo stick… and then he serenely claims “I didn’t feel a thing!”
April 10th, 2018 at 10:33 am
“Zany chaos”. Really.
Btw, how long have we had the neo-jesus tag?
April 10th, 2018 at 11:15 am
Man, is he going to feel embarrassed when he wakes up.
April 10th, 2018 at 12:02 pm
FYI, all dolphins are kinky, the little buggers. Just ask Jessica Alba.
April 10th, 2018 at 12:07 pm
@RachelJ – We’ve had neo-jesus since 18 August 2009.
April 10th, 2018 at 2:15 pm
He dived for our sins.
April 10th, 2018 at 2:35 pm
Will your anchor hold in the storms of life?
Will a dolphin do when you want a wife?
When the strong tides lift, and the cables strain,
Will electric halos start to fry your brain?
April 10th, 2018 at 3:19 pm
You would really have to re-work the lyrics to ‘Immigrant Song’ for this scene to work.
April 10th, 2018 at 3:35 pm
An anchor that looks like a W. How apt.
April 10th, 2018 at 4:39 pm
Nothing says “zany chaos” quite like crucifixion.
April 10th, 2018 at 5:26 pm
Hey! I thought this was another one of my submissions that had vanished into the ether. Glad to see that even a giant anchor couldn’t keep it from resurfacing.
April 10th, 2018 at 5:29 pm
@JuanPaul: Or, he died for our swims.
April 10th, 2018 at 6:11 pm
@JuanPaul and @Tom Noir: Maybe this is the special, secret sailors’ and divers’ version of a standard crucifix.
April 10th, 2018 at 11:48 pm
@Tor (9): Crucifixion PLUS electrocution. Zany chaos doubled!
Is this worthy of the WTF tag? It’s more than worthy of “weird pecs”. I can’t figure out how the prepubescent girl boobs go with the visible ribs, nor how either go with the overdeveloped lower arms. Seriously, that down just below the elbow is absolutely Popeye arms, which at least goes with the nautical theme? Can’t figure out the clothing either.
@THX: GSS.
April 11th, 2018 at 5:09 am
I see a face in the lightning with the halo as it mouth. Not asking for a face-in-lightning tag or anything.
April 11th, 2018 at 11:13 pm
Husband says “Arms as fallopian tubes?”
@BC: I see the face now.
April 13th, 2018 at 8:54 pm
I wonder if the Behind You! tag applies here…
April 14th, 2018 at 2:31 am
@A-S: I think so.
April 22nd, 2018 at 9:56 pm
His expression is like that Don Martin strip where a man is struck down by a safe dropped from a skyscraper, then has his tongue rolled out across the street where it’s trampled by a military parade plus a pogo stick… and then he serenely claims “I didn’t feel a thing!”
March 29th, 2019 at 11:51 am
Is that tag right or should it read “Neon-Jesus”?