May 15

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It’s a Two-fer Tuesday: Yolanda Special!

Tom Noir Comments: I’d like to push her button, if you know what I mean!!! No seriously, what does the button on her belt do?

Good Show Sir Comments: Just washed my hands. Can you give me your towel?

Published 1975, 1976

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.69 out of 10)

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25 Responses to “Yolanda”

  1. THX 1138 Says:

    The third in the series was provocatively titled Yolanda: Jean-Claude Forest’s Lawyers are Now in Contact with the Publisher.

  2. fred Says:

    Not surprisingly Dominique Verseau = Henri Rene Guieu.

  3. B. Chiclitz Says:

    @Tom Noir—I think the button locks and unlocks the chastity function.

  4. B. Chiclitz Says:

    #1 Is that a tiny little “ting” just above her navel? (Embiggen to observe.)

    #2 I think we need a contest to give that guy a dialogue balloon. I can’t decode his posture/expression for the life of me, though it seems he’s trying hard to keep his tent flap down.

  5. B. Chiclitz Says:

    Addendum to # 1: Looks like she’s been playing Asteroids on that circa 1980 video console behind her.

  6. Lillie Awesome Says:

    @B. Chiclitz – inre #1, indeed, that is a tiny bit on “ting.” Well spotted!

    Also, I realize practicality wasn’t the intent, but she’s going to be fidgeting with that top to get it to sit right all solar cycle, the poor dear.

  7. Bibliomancer Says:

    1. Bimbo akimbo

    2. Thought balloon: “The pay is good but this is a ridiculous uniform for a pool boy”

  8. JuanPaul Says:

    Ha! The jokes on you! These are actually Kinsey’s ‘Sexuality in the Human Female’ and ‘Sexuality in the Human Male’ with alluring covers. Gotta get these kids to read science somehow.

  9. B. Chiclitz Says:

    #1: 😉
    #2: 😉 😉

  10. THX 1138 Says:

    @ B.C. #4: “I gave up the Richard Blade gig for this?!”

  11. B. Chiclitz Says:

    @Lillie A—Given her occupation and all, I guess her theme song is “What is this ting called love?”

  12. Longtime_lurker Says:

    I can think of lots of reasons not to read these on the bus. Even keeping the seat next to you empty wouldn’t be worth it.

  13. Tor Mented Says:

    Cover 1: Push-button bimbo.
    Cover 2: How did a pod fro “2001: A Space Odyssey” get in there?

  14. Anna T. Says:

    Looks like an amalgam of Barbarella and Star Trek.

    (Note: I do not like either of those things.)

  15. Tor Mented Says:

    At first glance, did anyone think that she was The Girl from Eurosphere?

    Cover 1: Holy Bat-sex! It’s a nubility belt.
    If you blow it up reeeeally big, you can see the settings:
    Hi Med Lo

  16. A.R.Yngve Says:

    The sequel, DR. RUTH – THE LITTLE OLD LADY SEXOLOGIST – flopped.

  17. Tat Wood Says:

    Allo ma spleundeed Inglees cheurms, and welcome on and eule to anozzer nakeed space-keed, ze-anti-matteur-pods-can’t-take-eet edition of Erotrash

  18. THX 1138 Says:

    @Tat: Knowing our luck it’ll be a Romeo Cleaners/Mr Penguin episode.

  19. Tat Wood Says:

    @THX: it makes you wonder who painted these covers – and with what.

  20. GSS ex-noob Says:

    #2: I’m not sure the dude is feeling any lust for the sexologist.

    His expression/thought balloon could just as easily be “WTF is WRONG with you, bimbo? Are you having a seizure or is this interpretive dance? And what’s the deal with your extra-long thumb that’s practically in my face?”

    At least we didn’t have to look at Guieu on the cover — either his ugly mug and hairdon’t, or *shudder* him in any of these outfits.

    @THX (10): Let’s pray there wasn’t a crossover between Yolanda and Dick Blade.

    If ISFDB is to be believed, these were the only two Yolanda books. Le sexologiste wasn’t very successful, I guess.

  21. Tat Wood Says:

    What worries me more is how much #1 looks like Jo Wiley.

  22. Hammy Says:

    #1: Is that a button or a knob? No, I mean *on* the belt! 😉

  23. Lillie Awesome Says:

    I just want to jump back in here and give @Bibliomancer’s ‘Bimbo Akimbo’ the love it so richly deserves. Gss!

  24. Bibliomancer Says:

    @Lillie – Why thank you 🙂 Just doing my job here.

  25. Yoss Says:

    I might be too late, but don’t we have a “Tiny Ting!” tag?

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