And they starts to have a row, she said,
“You can’t even see straight now,”
He said, “I can see straight, you don’t have to shout.”
He said, “I can see clear as a dye,
that cat coming in’s only got one eye.”
She said, “That cat ain’t coming in, he’s going out.”
Are the people in the aircraft above getting more of an eyeful than they want, or is this a deliberate flyover by pervs? Perhaps Discovery Channel After Dark?
Why is the dome set in a forest of aluminum Christmas trees?
Shouldn’t there ought to be, er… more in the region of the damsel’s knee? Lion-O seems to be lacking equipment.
@Ray P (6): That was, in fact, a Gaiman story. This would be a perfect cover for that. For an anthology compiled years before that? Notsomuch.
I would think C.S. Lewis would have been more appropriate than space sheep since this is “The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe” right? Ah, never mind it… seems we’re missing the wardrobe.
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June 5th, 2018 at 10:42 am
Lions and tigers and bare (naked ladies) – oh my!
June 5th, 2018 at 11:39 am
And they starts to have a row, she said,
“You can’t even see straight now,”
He said, “I can see straight, you don’t have to shout.”
He said, “I can see clear as a dye,
that cat coming in’s only got one eye.”
She said, “That cat ain’t coming in, he’s going out.”
Thank you Benny Hill.
June 5th, 2018 at 12:13 pm
“Lion rampant on a damsel starkers” is my family coat of arms.
June 5th, 2018 at 1:45 pm
“God, Leo, eat a tic-tac. Your breath reeks!”
June 5th, 2018 at 1:48 pm
I have to admit even I am offended by the lion-testicle-damsel-thigh conjunction.
June 5th, 2018 at 2:01 pm
The unabridged story of Aslan and the White Queen.
June 5th, 2018 at 3:24 pm
What’s the little stage they’re on? Are they in a dome? Is that a forest or a city of skyscrapers? WTF?
June 5th, 2018 at 3:52 pm
In the ship in the background, there’s a guy looking through a telescope with this look on his face: 😯
June 5th, 2018 at 4:34 pm
By the looks of that hand, she might be in the process of transforming into some kind of salamander hybrid.
June 5th, 2018 at 4:41 pm
Geez “people”, close the drapes on that dome.
June 5th, 2018 at 5:06 pm
The final score is…..
SF . 27
SF Readers . 0
June 5th, 2018 at 5:42 pm
In the future, people will live in domes, making it all the easier to spy on people’s secret bestiality encounters.
June 5th, 2018 at 6:39 pm
Her underarm deodorant must be something special
June 5th, 2018 at 7:26 pm
@Tat – Her perfume is Gazelle No.5
June 5th, 2018 at 7:39 pm
@B’Mancer— 😉
BTW, I think his name is actually Harvey Lionstein.
June 5th, 2018 at 11:03 pm
I, uh… wait, wut?
Are the people in the aircraft above getting more of an eyeful than they want, or is this a deliberate flyover by pervs? Perhaps Discovery Channel After Dark?
Why is the dome set in a forest of aluminum Christmas trees?
Shouldn’t there ought to be, er… more in the region of the damsel’s knee? Lion-O seems to be lacking equipment.
@Ray P (6): That was, in fact, a Gaiman story. This would be a perfect cover for that. For an anthology compiled years before that? Notsomuch.
June 5th, 2018 at 11:06 pm
And while we’re talking bad romance, here’s a terribad font I came across today. Top part of the cover is fine, but then you get to that last word…
https://www.amazon.com/Prelude-Wedding-Book-1-ebook/dp/B0044XUZ72
June 6th, 2018 at 1:33 am
Could be a man in a lion costume. Could be a lion in a human mask. Could be the type of cabaret show you might see in pre-Castro Cuba.
June 6th, 2018 at 3:36 am
I would think C.S. Lewis would have been more appropriate than space sheep since this is “The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe” right? Ah, never mind it… seems we’re missing the wardrobe.
June 6th, 2018 at 7:54 am
Is this a case of “You can’t see the forest for all the trees” or “You can’t see the city for all the skyscrapers”…?
June 7th, 2018 at 12:19 am
@Innocent Bystander: GSS!
June 7th, 2018 at 12:45 am
@ex-noob A Neil Gaiman story you say? I’m not surprised in the least.
June 7th, 2018 at 12:52 am
@Ray P: “The Problem of Susan”. Available free online. And it’s very good, if a little disturbing at the end where — this…
I wonder if young Neil saw this book at an impressionable age?
June 7th, 2018 at 3:42 am
It seemed at first that her “it’s not bestialism if they can talk” defense would work, but then they brought in the parrot.
September 8th, 2019 at 10:50 am
Hey, lion guy, I can see Uranus!