Jul 24

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Raoul Comments: “Hey! My lady-parts are down here!”

Published 1972

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 7.86 out of 10)

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21 Responses to “The Waters of Centaurus”

  1. GSS ex-noob Says:

    Egads, when I first looked, I thought the jeweled bikini bottom was all, erm, lady bit hair and wondered how the poor girl became so hirstute and didn’t wax it.

    Criminals should rest assured that Miss “all cop” has no concealed weapons.

    That is definitely a “ridiculous hat”. Why does she bother?

    Do we have a “cape” tag? And is it, in fact, a cape, or did she just grab some of the backdrop at the Centaurus Waters Mall’s Sears Portrait Studio?

  2. THX 1138 Says:

    Yeah, that’s great Angie – now try it with the uniform.

  3. Bibliomancer Says:

    ♫ Bad boys, bad boys
    What’cha gonna do?
    When Officer Sybil Sue Blue
    Comes for you! ♫

  4. Francis Boyle Says:

    Like everything, else flight attendant uniforms were a bit over the top in the Seventies.

  5. B. Chiclitz Says:

    At first I thought the bottom line read “Originally published in hardcore by Doubleday and Company.”

  6. Raoul Says:

    Insert here.

  7. fred Says:

    Are we talking star stars or star celebrities? Probably both.

  8. Bibliomancer Says:

    ♫ I shot on the sheriff … ♫

  9. B. Chiclitz Says:

    If she’s a cop, where’s her body cam? Oh, wait, I think I see it.

  10. Tat Wood Says:

    Plainclothes division. You can tell because she hasn’t got a truncheon.

  11. JuanPaul Says:

    The background looks like the results of a mold test in a petri dish.

  12. Anti-Sceptic Says:

    I think it’s Sasha Baron Cohen doing one of his personas.

  13. Tor Mented Says:

    Carol Burnett in a role that will surprise you!

  14. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @Tor: I was thinking Gillian Anderson. Phwoar.

    @BC (5): So did I!

    Am I the only one who’s hearing cheap funky guitar music when I look at this cover? bow chicka wow wow

  15. Tat Wood Says:

    @JuanPaul: I was thinking blotchy filter-paper after a chromatograph went wrong.

    The Waters of Centaurus fall mainly on the Porous.

  16. Tor Mented Says:

    @BC & GSSxn: I also thought it said “Originally published in hardcore.” The “r” in “hardcover” is obscured, but Freud would still probably have something to say.

  17. Longtime_Lurker Says:

    I’ve heard of showing some pink but this is ridiculous.

  18. A.R.Yngve Says:

    I see London, I see France… I see corona viruses behind her underpants!

  19. Bruce A Munro Says:

    As Seen on More Words. Deeper Hole?

  20. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @ARY: I’m not sure that… whatever it is qualifies as underpants.

    Upon looking at this now, I again thought she had lots of elaborately-styled hair down below. No doubt what the artist hoped.

    Looking upon her ridiculous hat again, I’m wondering if that’s what signifies her job? It’s got blue and red lights on it, and I suppose the siren might be installed in it, or in her surprisingly boring purse, or maybe she just makes “weee-ooo, weee-ooo” noises when it’s time to pull a miscreant over.

  21. Verylatetotheparty Says:

    @ARY: I know there’s supposed to be a lot of misinformation around, but I don’t think coronavirus is THAT kind of infection.

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