Dec 04


Max Bathroom Comments: You do realise I’m going to keep sending you this cover until you use it, right?.

Published 1989

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 7.85 out of 10)

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12 Responses to “Weapons of Chaos”

  1. Bruce A Munro Says:

    “So what does that thing do?”

    “No idea, and I can’t figure out how to fire it, either. There are drawbacks to getting weapons from Chaos.”

    “It does do that cool fuzzy lightning bolt thing, though.”

    “Yeah, I guess that’s sorta cool.”

  2. Tat Wood Says:

    This is what happens when you ask ChatGPT to provide a cover with a semi-dressed chick and a big gun

  3. Max Bathroom Says:

    “So who ordered the Kentucky fried epic?”

  4. Francis Boyle Says:

    What the cluck!

  5. fred Says:

    Nothing to see here move along just the newest member of GWAR doing a costume test move along keep it moving.

  6. Emster Says:

    While testing the weapon, Skreechipchip mistakenly pointed the deadly end toward his feet, and in a moment would be completely atomized…

  7. Daard23 Says:

    Oh crap! Its molting season! And tomorrow is prom night!

  8. Bruce A Munro Says:

    Well, I’m plucked…

  9. JJYoyo Says:

    Birdman is just pissed off cuz Fatboy Slim just told him that if he walks without rhythm, he won’t attract the worm.”
    Oh, wait. That’s Weapon of Choice. The font confused me. Sorry. Nvm.

  10. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @Max: Congrats! You have inspired me to spam GSS with the ~20 pics of mine they’ve been sitting on for over 5 years.

    And yes, this is entirely worthy. GSS!

    I’m not sure I’d be afraid of a plucked chicken holding a laser/electric weapon that has the zappy bits entirely confined in a loop to the gun. It’s like a Jacob’s Ladder and at best, Birdman there is going to cook himself. Presuming you’ve an army of them, I guess it would cause chaos. Maybe the title’s ironic?

    I must award a GSS to all. Primo comments here. Extra for @Bruce, @Tat.

  11. A. R. Yngve Says:

    Consider the possibility that somewhere in the universe, there are aliens who actually look like that.
    It’s logical that these aliens will be armed and mean-looking, as an evolved reaction to all the other aliens making fun of them.

  12. GSS ex-noob Says:

    We would have also have accepted “That failed attempt to make a cartoon out of the 70’s Pontiac Firebird hood decor.”

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