“There’s a cover in front of me,
Phosphorescent posterity
That sat on rocky heights and kept the planets UFO-free.
Though I respect that a bit
The proportions do not quite fit
Just won’t fit through that glowing door so easily
Blue guy so serious
Catatonic or delirious…
Blue enigma on the mountain in the twilight
Who watches over me
Make a little Starlord in your soul.”🎶
November 29th, 2023 at 10:04 am
The spaceship’s going to do a Close Encounters flip over the mountain and hover in front of the face, making a giant, glowing waxed moustache.
November 29th, 2023 at 12:19 pm
Not pictured: Anything awesome.
November 29th, 2023 at 12:33 pm
From being an awesome starship to becoming a porch light. Quite the comedown in job titles.
November 29th, 2023 at 5:11 pm
With apologies to They Might Be Giants:
“There’s a cover in front of me,
Phosphorescent posterity
That sat on rocky heights and kept the planets UFO-free.
Though I respect that a bit
The proportions do not quite fit
Just won’t fit through that glowing door so easily
Blue guy so serious
Catatonic or delirious…
Blue enigma on the mountain in the twilight
Who watches over me
Make a little Starlord in your soul.”🎶
November 29th, 2023 at 6:17 pm
Starlord: Guys? I’ve lost my big sun hat, anyone seenit?
Us, in unison: BEHIND YOU!!!
@JJYoyo – I like the way your brain works – GSS
November 29th, 2023 at 6:30 pm
That isn’t Star Lord.
Mind you, neither was Chris Pratt’s tiresome depiction of the guy as Richie Cunningham in space in those cruddy films…
November 29th, 2023 at 6:35 pm
“I am STARLORD, the Great and Powerful. Who are you??”
November 29th, 2023 at 9:24 pm
I’m not seeing any of the “beauty and power” the blurb promises. Anywhere. This is just… daft.
The shining face above the shining door, considered together, looks like a phosphorescent Pez dispenser.
@Tat, @JJ, @Emster: GSS!
November 29th, 2023 at 10:08 pm
@GSSxN: Phosphorescent Pez — GSS! And worthy of a “once you see it” tag IMO
December 9th, 2023 at 11:45 am
The blurb suggests some kind of subgenre: “Crashed Starlord Billionaire Romance.”