Aug 15

Lust Night of TerrorClick to engorge that sword

Bibliomancer Comments: I’ll take “Penis Mightier Than The Sword” for $100 Alex!

Published 2010

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.87 out of 10)

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19 Responses to “Sir Dominic Flandry: The Last Knight of Terra”

  1. Francis Boyle Says:

    Poul Anderson immerses you in the future. . . or if you’re a naked woman, in a tub of mud. It’s sort of like his thing, if you know what I mean.

  2. THX 1139 Says:

    “Poul Anderson immerses you in the future…puts you in a whole new world and lets you finally understand why fanboys hate the idea of a female Jedi…”

  3. Ray P Says:

    I thought it was Freddie Mercury for a second. He saved everyone of us.

  4. fred Says:

    Technic, compiled…..I don’t think those words quite qualify Mr Landry for his books present neighborhood. Nice try, though.

  5. Kendall Says:

    Baen Books: Bringing you subtle book covers since 1983.

  6. Anna T. Says:

    A, I don’t think she has any nipples.
    B, This is definitely not something most people would want to be seen reading on the bus.
    C, Why is she naked in a public place? Is that publicly acceptable in this time period or what?

  7. Tat Wood Says:

    @Anna T.: I don’t think she’s technically naked. It looks like a wood-effect body-stocking. Either that of this is a soft-porn Pinocchio and the Blue Fairy only did as far down as the neck.

    I hope he’s got some sandpaper. And tweezers for any splinters.

  8. Bruce A Munro Says:

    Flandry insisted on everything being upholstered in leather, including his girlfriends.

  9. Anti-Sceptic Says:

    Am I the only one who thinks this is deserving of a space sheep?

  10. THX 1139 Says:

    Haven’t seen Space Sheep in a while… is he on his space holidays?

  11. Tag Wizard Says:

    @THX – Send me a cover worthy of the Space Sheep!

  12. THX 1139 Says:

    @TW: My goodness me! I don’t read that kind of literature! *fans self*

  13. Anti-Sceptic Says:

    Commentors that start with the letter “T” crack me up.

  14. A. R. Yngve Says:

    It’s Sir Dominic-A-Lot, with his smash hit “Baby Got Grain!”

    I like wood grain and I can not lie
    You other brothers can’t deny
    That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
    And a wood pattern in your face
    You get spruced, wanna ax that tree
    ‘Cause you notice that butt was free
    Deep in the rings she’s wearing
    I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring

    Baby got grain…

  15. Bruce A Munro Says:

    @A.R. Yngve: standing ovation

  16. GSS ex-noob Says:

    joins standing ovation

    Good filks today, @ARY.

  17. Emster Says:

    …wanders in late and also joins standing ovation, humming along…

    (Elm-y face and an oaken booty)

  18. GSS ex-noob Says:

    “Omigod, Emster, look at her grain! She’s so wooden!”

  19. Emster Says:

    “… They only talk to her because she looks like a total cheap veneered armoire.
    I mean, GSS ex-noob, those dovetails, they’re poorly jointed”

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