Nov 13

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Barbara Ella Comments: You’ve come a long way baby. Sieg Heil!

Published 1978

You might remember this from here.

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 6.00 out of 10)

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22 Responses to “Millennial Women”

  1. THX 1139 Says:

    There are Little Misses (and Mister Men) drawn more anatomically convincingly than this.

  2. JuanPaul Says:

    It’s a slave caravan, not a Thanksgiving Day parade. Waving isn’t appropriate. 🙄

  3. fred Says:

    Given the 3 eyed frog I’m not really surprised at the one wheeled wagon.

  4. B. Chiclitz Says:

    Sally Field, overjoyed that everyone finally likes her, accepts her Oscar on the set of John Ford’s epic film “How Brown Was My Valley.”

  5. Tat Wood Says:

    @B.Chiclitz: the one thing I know about the Oregon trail is that brown was sort of a theme.

    Well done everyone for avoiding all the obvious social media jokes.

  6. fred Says:

    I think this is really Bicentennial Women but the publishing date kept getting changed.

  7. Bibliomancer Says:

    These boots aren’t made for walking
    I think I’ll hail a cab

  8. Anna T. Says:

    Is she trapped in the dimension that all old sepia-toned photos lead to?

  9. THX 1139 Says:

    I don’t even know how she got those boots on with her 18 inch-long arms.

  10. Raoul Says:

    What are those spear points sticking out of that clump of trees?
    Is there an ambush lurking in there?

  11. Alice Says:

    Hey sister, give me five!
    … or give me three, or whatever you got …

  12. Tor Mented Says:

    Millennial Woman can see her house from here.

  13. Bruce A Munro Says:

    “OK, who needs to use the restroom before the caravan starts?”

  14. GSS ex-noob Says:

    She appears to be the same woman pictured on the previous cover. Right down to the wonky wrists.

    These are very 1978 colors. Is her jacket satin? That would be maximum ’78. Maybe it’s vinyl to match her boots.

    Is she saluting, waving, signaling the spear wielders in the copse, or trying to hail the one-wheeled wagon?

    @Tag: love the new tag. I wouldn’t be surprised either way of it being suitable or not for other covers.

    @BC: snork GSS.

    After extensive discussion with Mr. xn, we have concluded that her top (or the top of her jumpsuit) is way too large for her. Look at that fold of extra cloth up top and the poof over her abdomen.

    Evidently Millennial Woman can’t buy anything in her size. Or else, if it’s a one-piece, it’s too large on top b/c she had to get it too big to fit her giant legs.

    (It’s a mad whirl of excitement here at House of Noob.)

  15. Francis Boyle Says:

    Millennial? She couldn’t be more Seventies if she were bionic. Which would at least explain those legs. Steve Austin’s spares.

  16. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @Francis: I think her hair’s Jaime Sommers’ spare, now that you mention it.

  17. A.R.Yngve Says:

    “Excuse me, sir, can I please have a longer arm?”

  18. Hammy Says:

    Arms? I can’t stop looking at her right hand. It looks like she had a hand transplant from a very tall NBA player….

  19. GSS ex-noob Says:

    I’m really not sure about either of her hands. Or her jaw.

    Another fine product of UAI.

  20. Bruce A Munro Says:

    @GSS, @Hammy: perhaps she’s been in an accident and this planet has Igors.

  21. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @Bruce: and she’s trying to hail a space taxi to take her to a planet with better reconstructive surgery?

  22. Bruce A Munro Says:

    Or at least a better selection of spare parts.

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