Nov 13
Barbara Ella Comments: You’ve come a long way baby. Sieg Heil!
Published 1978
You might remember this from here.
Barbara Ella Comments: You’ve come a long way baby. Sieg Heil!
Published 1978
You might remember this from here.
November 13th, 2018 at 9:25 am
There are Little Misses (and Mister Men) drawn more anatomically convincingly than this.
November 13th, 2018 at 12:52 pm
It’s a slave caravan, not a Thanksgiving Day parade. Waving isn’t appropriate. 🙄
November 13th, 2018 at 12:53 pm
Given the 3 eyed frog I’m not really surprised at the one wheeled wagon.
November 13th, 2018 at 1:27 pm
Sally Field, overjoyed that everyone finally likes her, accepts her Oscar on the set of John Ford’s epic film “How Brown Was My Valley.”
November 13th, 2018 at 3:25 pm
@B.Chiclitz: the one thing I know about the Oregon trail is that brown was sort of a theme.
Well done everyone for avoiding all the obvious social media jokes.
November 13th, 2018 at 3:38 pm
I think this is really Bicentennial Women but the publishing date kept getting changed.
November 13th, 2018 at 4:36 pm
These boots aren’t made for walking
I think I’ll hail a cab
November 13th, 2018 at 5:36 pm
Is she trapped in the dimension that all old sepia-toned photos lead to?
November 13th, 2018 at 6:54 pm
I don’t even know how she got those boots on with her 18 inch-long arms.
November 13th, 2018 at 8:14 pm
What are those spear points sticking out of that clump of trees?
Is there an ambush lurking in there?
November 13th, 2018 at 11:05 pm
Hey sister, give me five!
… or give me three, or whatever you got …
November 14th, 2018 at 1:22 am
Millennial Woman can see her house from here.
November 14th, 2018 at 3:26 am
“OK, who needs to use the restroom before the caravan starts?”
November 14th, 2018 at 3:30 am
She appears to be the same woman pictured on the previous cover. Right down to the wonky wrists.
These are very 1978 colors. Is her jacket satin? That would be maximum ’78. Maybe it’s vinyl to match her boots.
Is she saluting, waving, signaling the spear wielders in the copse, or trying to hail the one-wheeled wagon?
@Tag: love the new tag. I wouldn’t be surprised either way of it being suitable or not for other covers.
@BC: snork GSS.
After extensive discussion with Mr. xn, we have concluded that her top (or the top of her jumpsuit) is way too large for her. Look at that fold of extra cloth up top and the poof over her abdomen.
Evidently Millennial Woman can’t buy anything in her size. Or else, if it’s a one-piece, it’s too large on top b/c she had to get it too big to fit her giant legs.
(It’s a mad whirl of excitement here at House of Noob.)
November 14th, 2018 at 7:33 am
Millennial? She couldn’t be more Seventies if she were bionic. Which would at least explain those legs. Steve Austin’s spares.
November 14th, 2018 at 11:47 pm
@Francis: I think her hair’s Jaime Sommers’ spare, now that you mention it.
December 24th, 2019 at 11:33 am
“Excuse me, sir, can I please have a longer arm?”
December 25th, 2019 at 5:40 pm
Arms? I can’t stop looking at her right hand. It looks like she had a hand transplant from a very tall NBA player….
December 27th, 2019 at 1:56 am
I’m really not sure about either of her hands. Or her jaw.
Another fine product of UAI.
December 27th, 2019 at 2:07 am
@GSS, @Hammy: perhaps she’s been in an accident and this planet has Igors.
December 28th, 2019 at 12:14 am
@Bruce: and she’s trying to hail a space taxi to take her to a planet with better reconstructive surgery?
December 29th, 2019 at 5:18 am
Or at least a better selection of spare parts.