Feb 18

Secretary typists ... of the future!Click for larger image

Bellatrix Comments: Looks like they’ve perfected the female condom.

Published 1950

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 6.89 out of 10)

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15 Responses to “Worlds Within”

  1. THX 1139 Says:

    “I’m telling you, skiffle is the sound of the future!”

  2. Francis Boyle Says:

    “This great new invention will put an end to accidentally walking into a black hole while texting”.


  3. fred Says:

    I wonder if temporary emergency communication satellites get medical benefits.

  4. Bibliomancer Says:

    I see in the future the corduroy blouse will be in style.

  5. B. Chiclitz Says:

    I can count three different light sources playing on this cover. I don’t think it works that way even in outer space.

  6. Tom Noir Says:

    By the way, someone let Karen know that her calves look great!

  7. Alice Says:

    Saran wrap isn’t a great insulator. From the expression on her face I think she is frozen solid.

  8. Tor Mented Says:

    I like my women the way I like my burritos: individually wrapped.

  9. Tat Wood Says:

    Worlds within what? Her digital truss-cum-concertina? Is this Shirley Abicair in Space? Or Connie Francis?

  10. B.Chiclitz Says:

    @Tat Wood—I took it to refer to the worlds within rog phillips. Then I couldn’t bear to think further.

  11. Raoul Says:

    More like “Words Within”. Amirite?

  12. Bruce A Munro Says:

    Given the lack of signs that the plastic wrap space suit is under any real internal pressure, I guess this is one of those parts of outer space which are full of air.

    Her torso looks wrong, and I’m not referring to the boob holders. It doesn’t look like it’s twisted the way it should be if it joins up with her lower half inside the control-corset. Indeed, given the control panel, [1] I have the impression that she has suffered some sort of terrible accident, and is now getting around with a manually operated mechanical lower half. [2]

    [1] A control panel with indistinguishable buttons. I guess she’s a good touch-typist.

    [2] The Wrong Trousers, 2199?

  13. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @B’mancer: Luckily she has the 50’s nose-cone bra on too, or that corduroy blouse would be very uncomfortable.

    @Bruce: seeing as how she’s frozen solid, her touch-typing, Dictaphone, or 10-key prowess is immaterial.

    @Tor: likes his women like he likes GSS — funny, but only 4 days a week.

    I’ve heard of control-top girdles and pantyhose, but not a literal control panel in a girdle.

    Secretaries… in… SPAAACE!

  14. Tor Mented Says:

    @GSSxn: You flatter me.

  15. A.R.Yngve Says:

    “I will never part with my Blackberry! It is still better than any Android OS, even in outer space. See?”

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