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Charles Comments: I hate those claw machines. You never win anything.
Published 1974
Tagged with: boxes • damsel • David Gerrold • Dell Books • devil's dumplings • dude • font problems • living tissue over metal endoskeleton • Robert Foster • space • space sheep • starkers • Stephen Goldin • thong • WTF • x-ray vision
What do you see You people gazing at me? A doll on a book cover Sod this, when does Benny Hill arrive?
Since there is a ‘7’ on his back, I assume this book contains 7 chances at a readers horrifying death by electrocution.
Just chillin’ at the exhibitionist’s laundrette.
Tomorrow is his turn in the box.
Nice to see my favorite font, Rubik San Serif, put to such good use on this title.
GSS on the scroll over text!
@BC I think you are mistaken. I’m pretty sure it is Q*bert Sans.
@JP – More like Helluva-tica
Is that a hamster water bottle inside the sex booth?
Great unsuccessful End of the Pier booths of our time: put a penny in the slot and a clockwork woman sneers at you.
I like my women like I like my Star Trek memorabilia: still in the box. Regarding the figure at the bottom, dude looks like a lady. In fact, I believe she is.
Good to see the Thighmaster®️ gets all high-tech in the future. Not too sure about that Backmaster®️ though.
EMO INCOMPLETE NEAR-NUDE ROBOTS – EPISODE VII: TRAPPED IN THE GIFT SHOP
I’m not sure we really need Space Sheep here; robo-damsel seemingly has no nipples. Can we get a “non-papillial” tag?
I also don’t get the thing next to her. At all.
GSS for Charles’ art direction.
@Tor still likes his women, I see. One of our more successful running gags. GSS.
The editor would prefer the out of the box model, but has been in the biz long enough to know fanboy wants.
But are these stories AC or DC? And do they need an adapter?
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February 20th, 2019 at 10:33 am
What do you see
You people gazing at me?
A doll on a book cover
Sod this, when does Benny Hill arrive?
February 20th, 2019 at 12:44 pm
Since there is a ‘7’ on his back, I assume this book contains 7 chances at a readers horrifying death by electrocution.
February 20th, 2019 at 2:04 pm
Just chillin’ at the exhibitionist’s laundrette.
February 20th, 2019 at 2:08 pm
Tomorrow is his turn in the box.
February 20th, 2019 at 2:15 pm
Nice to see my favorite font, Rubik San Serif, put to such good use on this title.
GSS on the scroll over text!
February 20th, 2019 at 2:17 pm
@BC I think you are mistaken. I’m pretty sure it is Q*bert Sans.
February 20th, 2019 at 2:25 pm
@JP – More like Helluva-tica
February 20th, 2019 at 3:54 pm
Is that a hamster water bottle inside the sex booth?
February 20th, 2019 at 4:25 pm
Great unsuccessful End of the Pier booths of our time: put a penny in the slot and a clockwork woman sneers at you.
February 20th, 2019 at 5:28 pm
I like my women like I like my Star Trek memorabilia: still in the box.
Regarding the figure at the bottom, dude looks like a lady. In fact, I believe she is.
February 20th, 2019 at 6:45 pm
Good to see the Thighmaster®️ gets all high-tech in the future. Not too sure about that Backmaster®️ though.
February 21st, 2019 at 1:38 am
EMO INCOMPLETE NEAR-NUDE ROBOTS – EPISODE VII: TRAPPED IN THE GIFT SHOP
February 23rd, 2019 at 12:43 am
I’m not sure we really need Space Sheep here; robo-damsel seemingly has no nipples. Can we get a “non-papillial” tag?
I also don’t get the thing next to her. At all.
GSS for Charles’ art direction.
@Tor still likes his women, I see. One of our more successful running gags. GSS.
The editor would prefer the out of the box model, but has been in the biz long enough to know fanboy wants.
March 8th, 2019 at 5:00 pm
But are these stories AC or DC?
And do they need an adapter?