Feb 20

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Charles Comments: I hate those claw machines. You never win anything.

Published 1974

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 7.45 out of 10)

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14 Responses to “Alternities”

  1. THX 1139 Says:

    What do you see
    You people gazing at me?
    A doll on a book cover
    Sod this, when does Benny Hill arrive?

  2. fred Says:

    Since there is a ‘7’ on his back, I assume this book contains 7 chances at a readers horrifying death by electrocution.

  3. JuanPaul Says:

    Just chillin’ at the exhibitionist’s laundrette.

  4. Bibliomancer Says:

    Tomorrow is his turn in the box.

  5. B. Chiclitz Says:

    Nice to see my favorite font, Rubik San Serif, put to such good use on this title.

    GSS on the scroll over text!

  6. JuanPaul Says:

    @BC I think you are mistaken. I’m pretty sure it is Q*bert Sans.

  7. Raoul Says:

    @JP – More like Helluva-tica

  8. Alice Says:

    Is that a hamster water bottle inside the sex booth?

  9. Tat Wood Says:

    Great unsuccessful End of the Pier booths of our time: put a penny in the slot and a clockwork woman sneers at you.

  10. Tor Mented Says:

    I like my women like I like my Star Trek memorabilia: still in the box.
    Regarding the figure at the bottom, dude looks like a lady. In fact, I believe she is.

  11. B. Chiclitz Says:

    Good to see the Thighmaster®️ gets all high-tech in the future. Not too sure about that Backmaster®️ though.

  12. Bruce A Munro Says:


  13. GSS ex-noob Says:

    I’m not sure we really need Space Sheep here; robo-damsel seemingly has no nipples. Can we get a “non-papillial” tag?

    I also don’t get the thing next to her. At all.

    GSS for Charles’ art direction.

    @Tor still likes his women, I see. One of our more successful running gags. GSS.

    The editor would prefer the out of the box model, but has been in the biz long enough to know fanboy wants.

  14. A.R.Yngve Says:

    But are these stories AC or DC?
    And do they need an adapter?

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